JOKES / FUNNY STUFF THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH.

[Whaw-Whew]

:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[HOF]

Who knew...Reverse comes with an instruction tag!

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[Willy]

A penguin's car broke down.
He took it to his mechanic.
After a while the mechanic came up and told the penguin

"I know what's wrong"
"It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin looked shocked, glared at he mechanic and said....
"Look...keep my personal life outta this and just fix my fuckin' car!"

 

[Wes]

 

[Stoner]

Okay, so this joke is a couple of years old, but it still works. Can you relate?

1962: Long hair
2012: Longing for hair

1962: KEG
2012: EKG

1962: Acid rock
2012: Acid reflux

1962: Moving to California because it's cool
2012: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1962: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2012: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1962: Seeds and stems
2012: Roughage

1962: Hoping for a BMW
2012: Hoping for a BM

1962: Going to a new, hip joint
2012: Receiving a new hip joint

1962: Rolling Stones
2012: Kidney Stones

1962: Screw the system
2012: Upgrade the system

1972: Disco
2012: Costco

1962: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2012: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1962: Passing the drivers' test
2012: Passing the vision test

1962: Whatever
2012: Depends

 

[cmcv]

Is she putting it inside her pussy?.

 

[User-E]

 

[HOF]

Shiek Yourbuti!

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