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Judge, she accidentally choked on my penis. I need to show my dick to the jury.

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Is that OK?.

A man accused of murdering his girlfriend in her bedroom is now saying she accidentally choked to death while performing oral sex. He wants a judge’s permission to show the jury his penis to prove it.Richard Henry Patterson, 65, of Margate, admitted from the start that he choked his girlfriend, Francisca Marquinez, 60, on Oct. 28, 2015.

But he never said how.
And while his request is unusual, Patterson’s attorney Ken Padowitz said it is key to his argument, which he called a variation on the “rough sex” defense that has been used in numerous trials across the country over the years. The heart of the argument, which is not often successful, is similar in each case:

The victim died by accident while engaged in consensual sexual activity.
“Dr. [Ronald] Wright, an expert witness and former Broward County medical examiner, will testify that … her death is consistent with being accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex,” Padowitz wrote in the motion. “It is material and relevant. The view by the jury is essential for them to fully understand Dr. Wright’s testimony and the defense in this case.”


Man accused of murder asks to show penis to jury in oral-sex choking defense - Sun S

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What would they think of next to get away from jail time?.
 
^ I'm sure as reliable as the weather...... Any man that would allow someone to choke to death on his penis should be locked away. Any man that is too stupid to know when someone is choking to death on his penis, needs to be locked away.
 
cristycurves said:
^ I'm sure as reliable as the weather...... Any man that would allow someone to choke to death on his penis should be locked away. Any man that is too stupid to know when someone is choking to death on his penis, needs to be locked away.

I completely agree, he deserves jail time butttttttt having said that um, Cristy, um....if you accidentally suffocate me with your pillows, I forgive you and will leave it in my will to not press charges.:blush2:
 
He can always say the Lord made him do it.

Boy, sure has changed a lot since I was a kid.

According to the , a 48-year-old F****da man strolled into a Vero Beach church last week, made his way to the front stage, dropped his pants and put his manhood on display for all to see.

Authorities said Christopher James Frey did more than just attend a service at the Central Assembly Of God on Wednesday. With 39 other people in attendance and looking to get closer to their savior, they instead left with an unwanted vision of Frey’s naughty parts.

After what must have seemed like an eternity but was more like just a few seconds, a group of parishioners made their way to the stage, got him to pull up his pants and escorted him out of the church.

When police arrived on the scene and asked Frey why in he would expose himself in front of good churchgoing folks, Frey said he actually had a good reason for doing so.

That reason? You guessed it: “The Lord told me to do it,” Frey said.

Police disagreed and arrested him.


 
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