Just list it. Things you don't want people to make fun of you about.

[Anto]

Chime in later on.

 

[Transient]

My enormous cock. Please, stop it, enough!

 

[Purlieu]

My enormous cock. Please, stop it, enough!

Then put it away!!! lol

 

[God]

You are making me flush.









My beard.

 

[Creepy]

My charming personality.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I wish people would stop making fun of my Amish Midget Fetish.

 

[Swagger]

My Honda Civic.

 

[Icebank]

I stutter.

 

[papasmerf]

my 1971 Gremlin.

 

[bolt.upright]

My receding hairline. Okay, I guess it receded 35 years ago--I shouldn't be so sensitive today.

 

[papasmerf]

My receding hairline. Okay, I guess it receded 35 years ago--I shouldn't be so sensitive today.

have you tried rubbing Possum Fat on your head?

Granny swears by it.

 

[McGuinty]

Can you stop blaming me for the billion dollars fiasco. It was Kathleen's doing.

 

[007]

One of my legs is shorter than the other one.