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Just tipped the pizza guy $11 on a $29 delivery bill.

BEER

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I didn't have change and he was searching for his.

I said I am hungry and keep the change.

He thanked me at least 5 times.

Well I am about to pig out. All dressed with double cheese and pepperoni with mushrooms and green peppers.


You all jealous :PEACE:
 
I just got home from a private party. Food sucked and cannot order a pizza a I am over my calorie count.

Damn-Not too smart
 
Senor Gomes said:
I just got home from a private party. Food sucked and cannot order a pizza I am over my calorie count.


Wait a sec. I thought you were a man.

Sorry Señorita Gomes, I didn't realize you were watching your figure.
 
Tourist said:
Wait a sec. I thought you were a man.

Sorry Señorita Gomes, I didn't realize you were watching your figure.

You have to be a latino to understand.

Now move on amigo and don't shit disturb.
 
Senor Gomes said:
You have to be a latino to understand.

My bad I thought being drunk was the key to understanding everything.

Buenas noches señor.
 
Never order anything or shop on line when you are drinking.

Trust me I know.
 
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