Kim Kardashian

[Transient]

Photoshopped

WHAT?!?!?

They can do that?!?!?! :SayWhat?:

 

[oldguyzer]

WHAT?!?!?

They can do that?!?!?! :SayWhat?:

Does Photoshop work on real people?

 

[HOOKED]

Oh come on, don't ruin my fantasy.

 

[papasmerf]

Oh come on, don't ruin my fantasy.

Hoooked you should go for the ranking skank...........Milli or Paris Hilton

Not a media hyped one.

 

[HOOKED]

Hoooked you should go for the ranking skank...........Milli or Paris Hilton

Not a media hyped one.

To be honest, I'm not that picky and will take whatever I can get, except Robin.

 

[papasmerf]

To be honest, I'm not that picky and will take whatever I can get, except Robin.

Just remember to make sure she is breathing............Trust me on that

 

[Transient]

Germans do it again!

 

[Boris7]

Germans do it again!

LOL

 

[oldguyzer]

Sorry, video waaay too long and not enough nudity to be interesting ancing::sorry2:

 

[bobistheowl]

Here is a rare Hustler style 'gynecological' full frontal nude of Kim, from my personal collection. It's too wide to post as an image link.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Here is a rare Hustler style 'gynecological' full frontal nude of Kim, from my personal collection. It's too wide to post as an image link.

Google doesn't like that image Bob. But you have sure peaked my curiosity.

 

[bobistheowl]

Google doesn't like that image Bob. But you have sure peaked my curiosity.

Maurice Boscorelli, the word you mean is piqued, (pronounced "peeked"):



Full size:

as per definitions 3 and/ or 4.

Only maybe one cop in five hundred would spell that correctly, because all have heard it spoken, but most of them who've seen it written down move their lips to 'pie-kewed'.

Definition 1 is the basis for the expression Picks my ass:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=picks+my+ass

Which is one of my submissions to urbandictionary.com

They rejected one of my other submissions, "minosteer". That's a guy who's 'only half a man, the rest of him is 'bull', and he doesn't have any balls'.

It took them almost ten days to reject that one, so I must have had some committee support. Usually a submission is approved or rejected within 24 hours.

 

[oldguyzer]

Bob, Maurice was correct: curiosity can be peaked or piqued (slightly different connotations)

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob, Maurice was correct: curiosity can be peaked or piqued (slightly different connotations)

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peaked?s=t

peaked

[peekt, pee-kid]

adjective:

having a peak "a peaked cap".

pale and drawn in appearance so as to suggest illness or stress; wan and sickly.



verb (used with object)

Nautical. to raise the after end of (a yard, gaff, etc.) to or toward an angle above the horizontal. Peaked would be in the past tense.


I'm pretty sure Maurice Boscorelli meant piqued, definition #3 "To excite (interest, curiosity, etc), particularly because he said "...peaked my curiosity.".

If he was expecting to see a picture of Kim's breasts, he may have substituted peaked for piqued as an homophonic pun, but Maurice Boscorelli knows what "Hustler style 'gynecological' full frontal nude" means, and it's not tits. Google wouldn't block those; Kim wouldn't let them.

Supplemental reading: Homophonic puns in Mandarin Chinese: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophonic_puns_in_Mandarin_Chinese

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Maurice Boscorelli, the word you mean is piqued, (pronounced "peeked"): Full size: as per definitions 3 and/ or 4. Only maybe one cop in five hundred would spell that correctly, because all have heard it spoken, but most of them who've seen it written down move their lips to 'pie-kewed'. Definition 1 is the basis for the expression Picks my ass: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=picks+my+ass Which is one of my submissions to urbandictionary.com They rejected one of my other submissions, "minosteer". That's a guy who's 'only half a man, the rest of him is 'bull', and he doesn't have any balls'. It took them almost ten days to reject that one, so I must have had some committee support. Usually a submission is approved or rejected within 24 hours.

Maurice appreciates the English lesson and will learn from Bob's wisdom. Now where are those pussy pics!!!!

 

[bobistheowl]

Maurice appreciates the English lesson and will learn from Bob's wisdom. Now where are those pussy pics!!!!

I was just punking you, pal, and anyone else who clicked that link. That is the picture. Shhhhh.

I was looking for some Kim pics, and that one with the Google overlay came up. Feel free to post the image link elsewhere, if you want to get a few laughs, too.

 

[oldguyzer]

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peaked?s=t

peaked

[peekt, pee-kid]

adjective:

having a peak "a peaked cap".

pale and drawn in appearance so as to suggest illness or stress; wan and sickly.

You will find peak, peek, and pique used in modern vocabulary according to OED.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Google doesn't like that image Bob. But you have sure peaked my curiosity.

Maybe Google will like this one.

 

[Transient]

I suspect that has been 'shopped.

 

[oldguyzer]

I suspect that has been 'shopped.

Yep. No way she had that hat on in the original.