Ladies and Gentlemen how did your first experience with a woman turned out?.

[Wanker]

This is regarding straight women's first timer.

https://www.torontosun.com/2015/06/...girl-action-that-they-regret-the-next-morning

 

[oldguyzer]

My first experience with a woman was pretty damn good!








She may not say the same, but who cares?

 

[Prick]

What that before or after she laughed?.

 

[Louis XIV]

It was addictive. For her. :-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

turned out well.

no one was injured.

 

[peace]

just completed my first year of high school and she completed her first year of university....obviously I was a willing student and she was a fantastic teacher.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Not gonna lie. I thought I did a pretty good job. She might have thought otherwise then again she was known to be a habitual liar.

 

[Creepy]

She wouldn't let me go.

 

[God]

lucky guys.

 

[Ipost]

I was 19 and she 43, said enough?.

 

[Louis XIV]

I was little more than a burgeoning fetus, and she was nothing less than a geriatric cadaver, but we made sick, twisted coitus work. Don't ever let anyone tell you age is anything but a simple binary code.

 

[oldguyzer]

I was little more than a burgeoning fetus, and she was nothing less than a geriatric cadaver, but we made sick, twisted coitus work. Don't ever let anyone tell you age is anything but a simple binary code.

Bang on! Age is a state of....er.....state of.....

 

[Louis XIV]

Bang on! Age is a state of....er.....state of.....

I knew you'd understand. Wanna a bite of my Thorazine and Clozaril sammich?