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Ladies, Sex Toy Tips That Will Make You Say “Oh Yes”

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# 1 Before buying a vibrator, test it on the tip of your nose.

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I use the bullet and a glass dildo. Glass because it cleans well and doesn't harbor bacteria. The bullet because it just works best for me. Add a male and I'm in heaven:)
 
I have cored the centre of a Tomato and fucked it before.

Felt 75% similar to a pussy.

Not bad.

Two things: if a tomato is 75% as good as a pussy, you've had lousy pussy...and, I expect you didn't get all the way through the tomato, huh? :biggrin2:
 
We need MAL and MM to figure out which is better....Apple Pie or Tomatoes.



I have not had Apple Pie since MM told us of his fetish...............


I never much liked Cherry Tomatoes so MAL can have them.
 
Wasn't there recently a thing about using a grapefruit to simulate a BJ? Hmmmmmm
 
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