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Lady uses sandwich to teach an important lesson about Taylor Swift’s vagina and Jesus

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First of all, I can’t tell if I’m more worried about the fact that this lady either has intimate knowledge of Taylor Swift’s vagina, or she’s never actually seen a vagina in her life. Both scenarios are not even in the same Zip Code as plausible.

Secondly, she actually tagged Swift’s handle in a tweet comparing her lady business to slimy cold cuts. Ice cold.

Also, I’m not one to slutshame anyone to begin with, but does Swift really come to mind when you’re trying to pick an example of someone who is perceived as promiscuous? Most of her relationships have been rumored to be beards for closeted gay men or contractual agreements for the sake of mutual publicity. Sex isn’t a big part of her persona, if at all.

Still, there’s probably no point in looking for reason and logic in a tweet by someone who apparently thinks that the frequency of sex or the number of partners can somehow lengthen one’s labia.

When all is said and done, though, let’s not forget why the Lord sacrificed his only son.
 
When all is said and done, though, let’s not forget why the Lord sacrificed his only son.

That's bad.
 
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