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Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Amand's Law of Management: Everyone is always someplace else.
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into theleast accessible corner of the workshop. Corollary: On the way to thecorner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
Arthur's First Law of Love: People to whom you are attracted inevitablythink you remind them of someone else.
Baker's Law of Economics: You never want the one you can afford.
Ballance's Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side ofthe bathroom door you're on.
Berra's Second Law: Anyone who is popular is bound to be despised.
Biondi's Law: If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn'tthink was important.
Bocklage's Law: He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.Bogovich's Law: He who hesitates is probably right.
Bowersox's Law of the Workshop: If you have only one nail, it will bend.
Boyle's Laws - 1) The first pull on the cord will always send the drapes thewrong way. 2) Anything sore will be bumped more often.
Brook's Laws of Retailing: Security isn't. Management can't. Salespromotions don't. Customer assistance doesn't. Worker's won't.Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man
Davis's Law: If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is "no".
Ely's Law: Wear the right costume and the part plays itself
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Amand's Law of Management: Everyone is always someplace else.
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into theleast accessible corner of the workshop. Corollary: On the way to thecorner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
Arthur's First Law of Love: People to whom you are attracted inevitablythink you remind them of someone else.
Baker's Law of Economics: You never want the one you can afford.
Ballance's Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side ofthe bathroom door you're on.
Berra's Second Law: Anyone who is popular is bound to be despised.
Biondi's Law: If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn'tthink was important.
Bocklage's Law: He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.Bogovich's Law: He who hesitates is probably right.
Bowersox's Law of the Workshop: If you have only one nail, it will bend.
Boyle's Laws - 1) The first pull on the cord will always send the drapes thewrong way. 2) Anything sore will be bumped more often.
Brook's Laws of Retailing: Security isn't. Management can't. Salespromotions don't. Customer assistance doesn't. Worker's won't.Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man
Davis's Law: If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is "no".
Ely's Law: Wear the right costume and the part plays itself
EACE:
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You both must drink more than I do.
