Lets talk about fights you got into as a child here.

[JaxterHit]

Was in memorable fights growing up. None ended well

1. Asian kid tried to use some karate kick on me in fourth grade. He missed, hit the ground and started crying. I went to play on the swings and an hour later he came up to me and said sorry and held out his hand to shake. As I went to shake his hand he sucker punched me. Got a black eye and my dad laughed at me.

2. In fifth grade fought this kid by my house. I barely even touched the kid, he started crying and ran right to my house and rang my doorbell. My grandma was NOT pleased. What a bitch.

3. WORST FIGHT EVER. Seventh grade this retard(literally a retard) kept telling me he had the cure for AIDS in his basement. I got pissed at this and told him it was not true. We fought. I slammed his head on the gym floor and turned my back thinking I won.

***RETARDS HAVE SUPER STRENGTH***

This motherfucker got right back up like nothing happened, and proceeded to wail on me. It sucked. To this day I will not fuck with a retard.

 

[Prick]

LOL remind me not hang around you :intello:

 

[a 1 player]

3. WORST FIGHT EVER. Seventh grade this retard(literally a retard) kept telling me he had the cure for AIDS in his basement. I got pissed at this and told him it was not true. We fought. I slammed his head on the gym floor and turned my back thinking I won.

***RETARDS HAVE SUPER STRENGTH***

This motherfucker got right back up like nothing happened, and proceeded to wail on me. It sucked. To this day I will not fuck with a retard.

I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I have a tear rolling down my cheek.

 

[regularjoe]

Never got into a fight, I'm a lover not a fighter.

 

[BEER]

Never got into a fight, I'm a lover not a fighter.

I am a drinker not a fighter

 

[Raiden]

I just call Guido!

 

[BuzzSaw]

I was 10 years old, in grade 5. I remember the class tough guy staring me down for a few minutes then walked up to me and told me he was going to eat my lunch or I could give him a couple of bucks instead. I didn't say a word, I just stared at him in silence. In my day we use to eat in the class room, so when the time came he asked me for my lunch, I took it out of my lunch box, looked right at him and licked my peanut butter sandwich all over and then asked him if he still wanted it. He couldn't do much at the time as the teacher was still in the front of the classroom. He just glared at me and told me he was going to kick my ass at home time, I looked right into his eyes and told him ...bring it on....

What he didn't know is that I was very good friends with a kid in grade 7 who happened to be my neighbor. Once out I was able to find my buddy and told him to just watch my back and make sure none of his friends interfere. The bully seen me and ran over to me, I remember before he had the chance to do anything I hauled off and kicked him in the nuts, dropped him like a sack of potatoes and then hauled off with an Adidas running shoe to the jaw. His friends were told to not do a thing, it was over quick and he never looked my way again. I didn't even get in trouble at school, those were the good old days!!

 

[Dan]

Oh God, I was such a wuss growing up. Skinny, scrawny and glasses, I was the perfect nerd target! I can't say I had any fights, I was more like a punching bag or throw down pillow!:grrrrrr:

 

[peace]

I am a hugger not a fighter

 

[Guido]

I am a hugger not a fighter

That's fine but your ass grabbing has got too stop dammit!!

I just call Guido!

You still owe me from the last one, I lost a set of brass knucks so pay up!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Grade 8 had a fight with my best friend in the school parking lot. One black eye - his.
Grade 13 had fight with school hockey puck. Broken mirror, 8 stitches to the face and one "Rose bowl" -his. Bruised cheek me.
University - barroom brawl at pub. One broken nose - mine.
Fight with biker - One broken jaw - his, One broken hand - Mine. (Curiously - he ended up a drinking buddy for a while)
Since then whenever I've walked into a crowded bar people seem to part like the red sea before me.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I grew up using my fists. I've had broken ribs, broken nose, fractured cheek bones, the list goes on and on but I usually came out ahead except for one time when I ran up against a UFC hopeful. It was embarrassing, I was screaming like a little girl in some hold he put on me, luckily one of his buddies got him off of me. Now if I see cauliflower ears on a dude, I politely back away.

 

[Art Mann]

...Now if I see cauliflower ears on a dude, I politely back away.

So it is true. With experience comes wisdom.

 

[a 1 player]

I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm a fighter too so don't fuck with me.:happy:

Honestly, I can't even say the last time I was in a real fist fight with someone outside a boxing ring. I boxed for years, so I never had a need to fight in the real world. If nothing else, it taught me patience, and how to walk away. Win or lose, fighting hurts. I'm too old and busy to be able to take three days off work now so I can recover.

 

[Ang]

Really shouldn't be calling people retards :no:

 

[ShowmeThemoney]

Really shouldn't be calling people retards :no:

But he said they

***RETARDS HAVE SUPER STRENGTH***

 

[Macho Man]

I don't miss high school at all.

 

[regularjoe]

Now if I see cauliflower ears on a dude, I politely back away.

Very wise words!, that I will heed

 

[What The Fuck]

I was a nerd growing up. Did tough guys' homework. I never had to fight.