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Licking Pussy is Disgusting

Candyman, you stick to licking candy and leave the pussies to us!
 
Candyman said:
That is where they pee from.

All I have to say.

Where do you pee..........You like BJ.......
You must be British.........that why English women like French guys even better French Women.:lol:
 
papasmerf said:
you pee from your asshole?

Now that is gross

I was thinking: wtf? lol....someone is REALLY confused.......

This reminds me of a story (doesn't everything? lol):

So this gang I used to hang around with and I were all pretty close. This new guy and his gf kind of joined the group. He was a little odd but funnier than hell.

So one night we were all sitting around drinking beer and got into this same discussion: where a woman pees from. He swore up and down that it was from below her pussy...I bet him $50.00 that he was wrong. So he says to his GF: lemme know when you have to pee lemme know when you have to pee do you have to pee yet eh eh? come on you hafta pee ....

After about 40 minutes of feeding her beer she finally has to go. So he asks to borrow a flashlight and goes into the bathroom (right off the living room) with her. He closes the door and we can hear him saying: I can't SEE, spread your legs, wait, not yet, ok go, wait I can't fricken see, move your leg....lol oh man we were killing ourselves laughing.

He says "fuck I couldn't tell" lol........

So I said "bet is still on"....


This was before the internet so I had no choice.....

We bothed worked in the same office so the next day at lunch, I went over to the local library, got a book on anatomy, found the page, and shit....there's a lineup at the photocopier.....I wait and wait and wait and for everyone that is done and moves on, someone else joins the line. I only had an hour for lunch so I had to do it.

I get up there and as discretely as I could I opened the book and put it face down. Hit enter....oh shit, it comes out the other side FACE UP lol....oh man, I reached down and as soon as the page started coming out I curled it up so no one could see...

I went back to the office, stapled it folded closed, put on it "I'll take my 50 bucks after work".....and left it on his desk. I had highlighted the urethra and vagina and a big circle around her starfish.....lol....

Oh man, you should have seen him when he had to pay up. We couldn't help but wonder wtf he was doing down there with his gf if he thought she peed from below her pussy.....

I still laugh about this to this very day.....
 
tboy said:
I was thinking: wtf? lol....someone is REALLY confused.......

This reminds me of a story (doesn't everything? lol):

So this gang I used to hang around with and I were all pretty close. This new guy and his gf kind of joined the group. He was a little odd but funnier than hell.

So one night we were all sitting around drinking beer and got into this same discussion: where a woman pees from. He swore up and down that it was from below her pussy...I bet him $50.00 that he was wrong. So he says to his GF: lemme know when you have to pee lemme know when you have to pee do you have to pee yet eh eh? come on you hafta pee ....

After about 40 minutes of feeding her beer she finally has to go. So he asks to borrow a flashlight and goes into the bathroom (right off the living room) with her. He closes the door and we can hear him saying: I can't SEE, spread your legs, wait, not yet, ok go, wait I can't fricken see, move your leg....lol oh man we were killing ourselves laughing.

He says "fuck I couldn't tell" lol........

So I said "bet is still on"....


This was before the internet so I had no choice.....

We bothed worked in the same office so the next day at lunch, I went over to the local library, got a book on anatomy, found the page, and shit....there's a lineup at the photocopier.....I wait and wait and wait and for everyone that is done and moves on, someone else joins the line. I only had an hour for lunch so I had to do it.

I get up there and as discretely as I could I opened the book and put it face down. Hit enter....oh shit, it comes out the other side FACE UP lol....oh man, I reached down and as soon as the page started coming out I curled it up so no one could see...

I went back to the office, stapled it folded closed, put on it "I'll take my 50 bucks after work".....and left it on his desk. I had highlighted the urethra and vagina and a big circle around her starfish.....lol....

Oh man, you should have seen him when he had to pay up. We couldn't help but wonder wtf he was doing down there with his gf if he thought she peed from below her pussy.....

I still laugh about this to this very day.....

Fuck man, that is bad :tongue:
 
I'm pretty sure I've peed from my asshole after a long night of beer drinking and burritos.
 
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