Life's mystery questions?.

[Poroit]

Ask any questions, answer the one before then ask your own. Have fun. It can be anything silly or serious and you do not have to know the right answer.

A guess will do :biggrin2:


Why do dogs always bark and like to chase mailmen?.

 

[Al Bumin]

Because they are dogs.

What brand of beer did Noah drink?.

 

[Stan Lee]

Heineken.

Why are blondes perceived to have low IQ?

 

[papasmerf]

Brunettes administer the tests

do fish drink?

 

[Wise Guy]

Only when they are swimming.

Why do men get bald?.

 

[TINY]

Blame it on women.

Why does the bowling ball only have three holes?.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Inventor was born with 3 fingers.

Why is porn so bad for you?.

 

[BEER]

It is not, all in your head.

Why do women insist on getting boobs implants that are hard as a basketball?.

 

[Casa_Nova]

so that men will put their hands all over them.

Why can't women just make up their darn minds!

 

[Boing]

It's their prerogative.

Why the best foods are fattening?.

 

[McGuinty]

To make you feel guilty of how you look.

Why does all our sport teams suck?.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Cause the fans keep paying to see them regardless.

What's tonight winning lottery numbers?:biggrin2:

 

[A B S]

I am calling God now. Hold on for now, will get back to you soon.

Why do single people living alone lock the washroom door when they go to their washroom?.

 

[Bubba]

I am calling God now. Hold on for now, will get back to you soon.

Why do single people living alone lock the washroom door when they go to their washroom?.

LMAO :LMAO:

 

[DonCorleo]

I am calling God now. Hold on for now, will get back to you soon.

Why do single people living alone lock the washroom door when they go to their washroom?.

They want to feel important.

Why and why do sports celebrities have to say duh before answering a question.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Cause most of the questions asked were dumb.

Why hasn't A B S gotten back to me yet

 

[Wanker]

Cause he may be insecure.

Why is gas so expensive again?.