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Lily @ Ilona

Skinflute

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Tried to book Elena at Michelle's, Sarah said she is gone on holidays for the next two weeks, So I visited Lily Cougar at Ilona Massage on McArthur, she was SO HAPPY to see me and so VERY horny. I needed her kind of mileage after the lack lustre adventure at Blue Ivy. YES to most of your questions including BBBJ and DFK but she has a tendency to cut the session short by 5 minutes. She claims to be 41 and Angela is 57:SayWhat?: I said to her not to mention that she looks like 67. How accurate are these numbers? I would say NOT!!
 
she has a tendency to cut the session short by 5 minutes.

Good one! Last time I saw her she cut the session short by about 30 minutes. Never returned !! Nice to hear you got the mileage you were looking for Skinflute. I'm trying to decide who I should see tomorrow.... leaning towards Bidwell in Farhaven!!
 
Skinflute said:
Tried to book Elena at Michelle's, Sarah said she is gone on holidays for the next two weeks, So I visited Lily Cougar at Ilona Massage on McArthur, she was SO HAPPY to see me and so VERY horny. I needed her kind of mileage after the lack lustre adventure at Blue Ivy. YES to most of your questions including BBBJ and DFK but she has a tendency to cut the session short by 5 minutes. She claims to be 41 and Angela is 57 I said to her not to mention that she looks like 67. How accurate are these numbers? I would say NOT!!
It's strange that I did not see this new entry in this thread before. I think the new messages bolding wasn't working on this thread for some reason. Or I just missed it.

I'd say Lilly is in her late 40's, she's probably as old as I am. She'll never admit to her real age, she's trying her hardest to look like Marilyn Monroe, but Marilyn will never age, as she committed suicide, I don't think Lilly has the same plans, so she's going to have to put up with the inconvenience of aging. She's got a teenage daughter, at least I think she may still be in her teens, she could be a college girl by now.

As for Angela, she's looked like she was in her 60's ever since I can remember her. I guess the bright side is that she hasn't aged since then. :rofl!:
 
Blackram=
She's got a teenage daughter
Yes I remember something to that effect, was here daughter of Angela's daughter working at Ilona some time back?

When I say her on Sunday, she was VERY horny and we did not leave the room, she undressed me and started with a BBBJ.
 
Ah, Lilly gave you a BBBJ? She's never given me a BBBJ, only CBJ's, and only flavoured CBJ's at that! :grrrrrr:

Lucky bastard! /-Thumbs-up::/
 
Blackram=
Ah, Lilly gave you a BBBJ? She's never given me a BBBJ, only CBJ's, and only flavoured CBJ's at that! :grrrrrr:

Like a fine wine, it taste better when aged:biggrin2:
 
Blackram+

Ah, Lilly gave you a BBBJ? She's never given me a BBBJ, only CBJ's, and only flavoured CBJ's at that! :grrrrrr:

Lucky bastard! /-Thumbs-up::/

OK, I read this three times over the last little while and I just gotta ask, "how the hell do you know that they were flavoured?"
Personally, anyone going for a condom, I just say "put that thing away and give me a good hj instead" bbbj, yes; cbj, skip it !!
 
MMAD=
"how the hell do you know that they were flavoured?"

duh!! I think they are available in vending machines in men's washrooms or at the drug store.
 
mmad said:
OK, I read this three times over the last little while and I just gotta ask, "how the hell do you know that they were flavoured?"
Personally, anyone going for a condom, I just say "put that thing away and give me a good hj instead" bbbj, yes; cbj, skip it !!
Because it's bring your own condom here -- she will not stock them herself, she's a bit old-school about being busted, and LE finding them on her possession.

She says if you want FS, bring your own condom. Then she says if you want BJ along with the FS, then bring a flavoured condom, preferably vanilla, or strawberry, but not chocolate. :wink2:
 
Blackram=

Because it's bring your own condom here -- she will not stock them herself, she's a bit old-school about being busted, and LE finding them on her possession.

She says if you want FS, bring your own condom. Then she says if you want BJ along with the FS, then bring a flavoured condom, preferably vanilla, or strawberry, but not chocolate. :wink2:

Got it, thanks. She may be worried about being busted but if I started carrying condoms around I'd be worried about getting busted, and LE would be the least of my problems :Thatwas-bad:
 
Actually, what I tend to do is buy one of the flavoured condoms at an adult shop (less than $1 usually) prior to the session (i.e. if I want FS that session), so I only have the one condom which gets used up that session, she just throws it away in the garbage after that. Nothing for the wife to find. I decided to buy them singly from the adult shops, because prior to that I bought a large economy pack of condoms from the drugstore which I then had the problem of storing away from the wife. I decided to put them in the back of my car trunk, but it was almost discovered by the wife! It took a long time for the condoms to finish, as most other girls provide their own condoms, and I only ever used them with Lily, and oftentimes I wouldn't even want anything more than a hj. Plus, the economy pack was just regular unflavoured condoms, so I wouldn't get a BJ out of it from Lilly. :grrrrrr:
 
Blackram=
put them in the back of my car trunk,

I did that too :LMAO: until I read that is the one of the worst areas to store condoms next to inside your wallet. I store mine in a locked briefcase.

Vending machines such as in some bars, strip clubs etc. sell them for a loonie.
 
I did that too :LMAO: until I read that is the one of the worst areas to store condoms

Why is that Skinflute? may get punctured by the jack handle? :biggrin2:
 
MMAD=
Why is that Skinflute? may get punctured by the jack handle? :biggrin2:

:biggrin2: May a thousand sand fleas infest your crotch while your hands are tide.
 
MMAD= Here is one for your bucket list.

:yahoo:


Blackram= I have read on BP that Elena at Michelle's is back from holidays.

:yahoo:
 
Skinflute =

MMAD= Here is one for your bucket list.

:yahoo:

Good one, already seen her... she's the owner of 172 !! At least I'm pretty sure, hard to say without a face shot. FS is available there so you may be interested !!
 
Skinflute said:
I did that too until I read that is the one of the worst areas to store condoms next to inside your wallet. I store mine in a locked briefcase.
Well, I had no problems with the condoms that stayed in my car, they all functioned properly right till the last one. Of course, in my case, my car trunk is actually an SUV liftgate, so they were actually inside my cabin not inside a separate compartment. I wrapped them inside an old Walmart bag, which I then put inside my car emergency toolbag, tucked away under a bunch of tools which I expected my wife would have no interest in touching. It did work mostly, except for one trip when she wanted to wrap something she had in a shopping bag and put into the cargo area. She found that bag, but I quickly told her not to use it as it was dirty with engine oil and stuff. :Whew-Phew:

Vending machines such as in some bars, strip clubs etc. sell them for a loonie.
I've tried to go that route, but the problem there is finding the right bar that has one of these machines in their men's rooms. Easier to just find an adult shop, I find. Plus the adult shops have a huge variety.

MMAD= Here is one for your bucket list.
I've seen this one's ads for quite some time now, but for some reason it always seemed like it may have been a fake picture to me. How do we know it's not a fake pic?

Blackram= I have read on BP that Elena at Michelle's is back from holidays.
Yeah interestingly, I did call Michelle's today, and they did say that Elena was working today, but unfortunately I had no opportunity at the time they said she was working, so I went for my old fave, Marianne, again. :/Rock-on/:
 
mmad said:
Good one, already seen her... she's the owner of 172 !! At least I'm pretty sure, hard to say without a face shot. FS is available there so you may be interested !!
So was the owner of 172 pretty hot? The girl in this picture looks hot, too hot, it makes me think it's a fake pic. :confused:
 
So was the owner of 172 pretty hot? The girl in this picture looks hot, too hot, it makes me think it's a fake pic. :confused:

Yes, she's ok. Asked if I wanted FS on the second visit. I declined.
Says that she occasionally has a girl in from Toronto so this may be one of them but I've seen this pic before and I'm pretty sure it it her. Of course, in younger days but she's still ok.
 
mmad said:
Says that she occasionally has a girl in from Toronto so this may be one of them but I've seen this pic before and I'm pretty sure it it her. Of course, in younger days but she's still ok.
So how old do you think she is now, in her 30's? 40's?
 
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