Lou's Drunk Thread

[Lou Siffer]

Well not really drunk, but this qualifies for me, I guess.

Hang on... have to piss...

 

[Lou Siffer]

OK, I'm back. What was I going to say....

So, I'm on the road again. Business. Went to a strip joint with my business partner, as business men tend to do when they're on the road. At least i assume that's what they do.

Businessmen..... I always wanted to be a businessman. In retrospect, this seems like a pretty bad goal and a very lame achievement. After all, almost everyone has business of some sort to take care of. And, if you're a man and you have some form of business to look after, even if it's just paying your bills or going to court to fight that beastiality charge, then, by default, you're a businessman.

Anyway, back to the strip joint. Not literally, they're closed now, just as a flashback for the purpose of this thread.

So, for the first time in a long time, I'm at a strip joint and not really interested in being there. All I can think of the whole time, is a certain someone that I have become..... attached to, quite fond of, enamoured with. It's an impossible/wonderful relationship that shoudn't really happen. It's complicated.

Anyhow I spend most of the night texting back and forth with my.... what?... my girlfriend?, my SO?, my protege?, sugarbaby? We've tried to define it. It's still complicated.

So the dancers keep approaching me. And I'm trying to be polite. But, honestly, they don't compare and they don't have a chance. Some of them get pissed off. One girl calls me a "faggot loser who'd rather suck cock than get a dance from a hot girl with no clothes on" and tried to take my phone and throw it across the room. But she did it in this kinda hot and, at the same time annoying, Rosie Perez voice, so it didn't really have the desired affect.

Time in bar: 4 hours
Bar tab: $35 + tip
Dances: $0
Realizing you'd rather be with someone else: priceless

Figuring out how to make this work: who the fuck knows?

 

[Cycleguy007]

With respect to the SC Lou... I can totally relate. SC's AREN'T what they used to be. :???:

Both the club and the dancers have no interest in perpetuating their business model, as it seems like a $ at every turn. Entrance fee's, overly priced drinks (not to mention watered down mixed drinks), $20 dances, and some of the "nicer clubs" even have a guy in the bathroom looking for a toonie if he passes you a paper towel after you piss! :shock:

For the most part the "quality" of "dancers" also leaves much to be desired. Most of them strut around on the stage with little or no dance skills what-so-ever. uch:

Its no wonder the SC is a dying business. :no:

 

[papasmerf]

as we age the girls in the strip clubs remain young. We begin to see them as young and ask ourselves are we too old to be here. Our children are the same age are we see ourselves as wrong for being there. This means we still have morals. What was once fantasy has become wrong.

It is the same thing when we see some Escorts are in their 20's, we have empathy for them and want to protect them.

Welcome to adulthood.

 

[Trump]

Realizing you'd rather be with someone else: priceless

Good for you Lou.:great:

 

[Tyrell]

going to court to fight that beastiality charge, then, by default, you're a businessman...


Did they drop the charges. :go:

 

[Sexmachine]

How long you've been seeing your girlfriend, SO, protege, sugarbaby?

 

[Bubba]

Nice story Mr. businessman. :tongue:

 

[RayFinkel]

Hey, Lou!

....just got home with lots of beers, and I'm gonna get fucking shitfaced tonight!!!

 

[Beenthere123]

Lou you are getting old. :slap:

Good to see that you have your priorities right.

 

[who's your daddy???]

Takes you 4 beers to get drunk or almost. :gasp:

 

[Johnnybehorny]

Did your gf knew you were at a SC?.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Did your gf knew you were at a SC?.

Next time bring her with you! The SC is always more fun when you bring your SO! :tongue:

 

[amber-jade]

Next time bring her with you! The SC is always more fun when you bring your SO! :tongue:

+ 1 :great::great:

 

[Cycleguy007]

+ 1 :great::great:

Especially Sundowner!