Madman spotted in US!

[oldguyzer]

A 68-year-old man has been charged with obscenity after he started masturbating during a yoga session in a public park.
Two female witnesses said Bill Kachle was "holding a yoga pose" when they spotted him near a bike trail in northern Virginia. He waved his arms and shouted at them, then dropped his pants and began stroking his penis, according to a police report.
And that's when things got spectacularly weird. Well, weirder:

Thereafter, the subject then picked up a dead animal, ran into the northbound lanes of travel on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and threw the dead animal at a passing car.
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The white-haired, bearded Kachle then walked back to the trail, pointed at the two women, and went right back to jerking off.
The masturbating yogi has been charged with one misdemeanor count of "disorderly conduct/obscene acts."
The complaint against him doesn't specify what type of dead animal he used as a projectile.

 

[Madman]

You're so full of it, DO I LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT WOULD THROW ABSOLUTELY GOOD FOOD AT CARS!!

 

[User-E]

You're so full of it, DO I LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT WOULD THROW ABSOLUTELY GOOD FOOD AT CARS!!

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[OneHitwonder]

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You Kill It, _____________ We Grill It'

You'll Eat Like A Hog When You Taste our Dog

Late Night Delight Served Fresh Each Night

GUESS That Mess! If You Can Guess What It Is.... You Eat It For, FREE!

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Center Line Bovine 4.95
The Chicken 3.95
Flat Cat 2.95
Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95
Slab of Lab 2.95
Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Taste of The Wild Side Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
"Still in The Hide" Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95
Cheap Sheep $ .43
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Smidgen Pigeon 1.95
Road Toad 1.65
Snake 'N' Bake A Trolley 3.95
Snake 2.25
Swirl Squirrel 1.55 Pie 3.95
Rigor Mortis Round of Hound 4.25
Tortoise 6.75

:biggrin2:

 

[Anto]

Thereafter, the subject then picked up a dead animal, ran into the northbound lanes of travel on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and threw the dead animal at a passing car.
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What mental hospital did he escaped from?.

 

[God]

You should feel shame Madman.

 

[HOOKED]

Madman left work early today and has not been seen since. His car is still in the parking lot and the passenger rear door has a blue fingerprint on it if that means anything. If anyone knows his whereabouts please notify anyone here.

 

[User-E]

Madman left work early today and has not been seen since. His car is still in the parking lot and the passenger rear door has a blue fingerprint on it if that means anything. If anyone knows his whereabouts please notify anyone here.

 

[Madman]

Madman left work early today and has not been seen since. His car is still in the parking lot and the passenger rear door has a blue fingerprint on it if that means anything. If anyone knows his whereabouts please notify anyone here.

SHADDUP, I'm already in trouble with the man, the boss, the tyrant!

I need a vacation!

SILLYG, bring my boots and let's go to New York together!

 

[SillyGirl]

SHADDUP, I'm already in trouble with the man, the boss, the tyrant!

I need a vacation!

SILLYG, bring my boots and let's go to New York together!

I don't have the boots, and you are most certainly not invited to NY! :no: