Male Advice 101: WTF????

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Scenario:


-Couple in bed.
-Woman's favorite toy is finishing its re-charge
-lube and vibrating anal beads on the night stand
-30 feet of new rope waiting to be used


All that is missing is the blind fold.


Try a bandanna and doesn't quite to the trick
Try a housecoat tie and that doesn't quite cover the eyes


Woman tries to make a suggestion on something else to use.


Man is dismissing her and saying no to the idea before she can finish her sentence.


Woman says "no wait, listen to me for a second"


Man cuts her off and gets pissed.


Night ends with neither party getting laid.


Please explain why?????

 

[tboy]

oh man, i have a good one all lined up.....lmao...oh shit...better stop typing now before i post what i really think....lol.....

(you really don't have any idea how hard this is....heheheheheh)

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I liked this guy's answer.

The Illuminati "He feels guilty about screwing around or he's in love with another woman."

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[Knight Rider]

Damn, I wish that was me. I would have been able to come up with something that worked :shout:

 

[Madman]

Hmmm, Hmmmmmm I have a few questions before I can answer this riddle.

1) who was the blindfold for
2) who were the anal beads for
3) did she have Viagra on hand?Hmmmmmm

 

[Analme]

It's simple, he afraid of the blind fold. He doesn't want to be blindfolded because he's afraid she's going to either stick the beads or the vibrator up his ass!!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

It's simple, he afraid of the blind fold. He doesn't want to be blindfolded because he's afraid she's going to either stick the beads or the vibrator up his ass!!

GOOD POINT.
Of course there may be another option in that he just didn't feel like fucking.
Maybe he just wanted to cuddle.

 

[-b]

Hmmm, Hmmmmmm I have a few questions before I can answer this riddle.

1) who was the blindfold for
2) who were the anal beads for
3) did she have Viagra on hand?Hmmmmmm

I can hear your mind thinking......Madman

The man likes to be in control, did not like what he sees.....

 

[God]

Scenario:


-Couple in bed.
-Woman's favorite toy is finishing its re-charge
-lube and vibrating anal beads on the night stand
-30 feet of new rope waiting to be used


All that is missing is the blind fold.


Try a bandanna and doesn't quite to the trick
Try a housecoat tie and that doesn't quite cover the eyes


Woman tries to make a suggestion on something else to use.


Man is dismissing her and saying no to the idea before she can finish her sentence.


Woman says "no wait, listen to me for a second"


Man cuts her off and gets pissed.


Night ends with neither party getting laid.


Please explain why?????

Senor Gomes, where are you Hmmmmmm

 

[BEER]

Ms. Fatale what did you do to him to piss him off.

 

[Madman]

I can hear your mind thinking......Madman

ooooops, sorry I had beans for lunch!:blush2:

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

It was just some kinky fuckery she wants.

So she would be blindfolded, the anal beads and vibrator were for her.

Apparently now that they have discussed it more - he was not quite in the mood but had made the promise a few days earlier so he was trying to oblige. However when they were not even prepared with blindfold, he just said fuck it and left. She got it the next night though so I they are both happy again.

I just didn't understand. I think I have been on boards like this for way too long. I see men looking for sex all the time, it was a bit odd to hear a guy walking away from it.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I just didn't understand. I think I have been on boards like this for way too long. I see men looking for sex all the time, it was a bit odd to hear a guy walking away from it.

Honesly, who knows what goes on in our heads at times.

 

[LickingGravity]

I just didn't understand. I think I have been on boards like this for way too long. I see men looking for sex all the time, it was a bit odd to hear a guy walking away from it.

I guess it's a shock to a lot of women when they discover we aren't the simple stereotypes that they thought we were :biggrin2:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I know from my own experience that if you start talking about it a couple of days in advance then the build up is too much.

If a girl tells me that they "Want to fuck my brains out.... on Friday" then I've lost interest by Wednesday.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

If a girl tells me that they "Want to fuck my brains out.... on Friday" then I've lost interest by Wednesday.

That's so sad. I had a better attention span when I was younger. Nowadays it really doesn't take much for me......

OH HEY! Look! Boobies.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Not at all sad Cardinal. If by wednesday afternoon I wasn't fucking her then I'd be fucking someone else.

Don't start me up then expect me to idle for 4 or 5 days.

 

[Raiden]

It's his SO, if it had been a new babe he would have been all over her!:biggrin2:

 

[a 1 player]

His fault entirely.

Period.

 

[Thames]

His fault entirely.

Period.

Some guys just don't get it.