MALE LOGIC----FLAWLESS:

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes





Woman:
How many beers a day?





Man:
Usually about 3


Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip


(This is where it gets scary !)





Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?


Man:
About 20 years, I suppose


Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?


Man:
Correct


Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?


Man:
Correct


Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?


Man:
Do you drink beer?


Woman:
No


Man:
Where's your Ferrari?









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[Anto]

Can't see the Ferrari

 

[Jerkthis]

Damn, I drink mixed drinks and are more expensive!

 

[Transient]

Don't forget the $1095 from the returnables!

 

[Prick]

Women are weird.

 

[papasmerf]

Women are weird.

but tasty

 

[Prick]

but tasty

And costly.

 

[papasmerf]

And costly.

Amen, brother.

 

[HOF]

Women would spend that on shoes.

 

[Wanker]

LOL.

 

[Ben]

Makes sense.

 

[oldguyzer]

Women would spend that on shoes.

And then complain how our Ferrari broke her heels...

 

[User-E]

And then complain how our Ferrari broke her heels...

Damn those high performance cars that are hard to get in and out of without flashing your crotch to the world, break your shoes when you catch a heel on the floormat, and mess up your hair when they put the top down!

 

[papasmerf]

Damn those high performance cars that are hard to get in and out of without flashing your crotch to the world, break your shoes when you catch a heel on the floormat, and mess up your hair when they put the top down!

but is there a downside?

 

[Art Mann]

Damn those high performance cars that are hard to get in and out of without flashing your crotch to the world . . .

I've got a low performance car, Ms Sarah but you're welcome to flash your crotch at me when you get in.

 

[BEER]

I've got a low performance car, Ms Sarah but you're welcome to flash your crotch at me when you get in.

Time out here.


Can we not share?.

 

[User-E]

Time out here.


Can we not share?.

 

[ConquerorRyan]

Almost the same for me, but substitute beer for movies. In 2012 I went to see 167 movies in 1 year. Yes I know lol, I have heard it from family and friends, that is way too many times to go, but I pretty much saw everything that came out. So here is the total for that year

167 movies * $13 each movie. Now I am sure I saw some in 3D which is an extra charge, and sometimes I went to a cheap day, and with my Scene card I got some movies for free, but for argument sake, let's just leave it at 13 * 167 = $2,171

Then there is the snacks. Now again, I didn't buy the same thing all the time, and sometimes I went without, but again for argument sake, let's say 167 * $12 (the combo I bought the most) = $2,004

So for the ticket and snacks, that would come up to $4,175/year Scary lol

 

[Beef Jerky]

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