Merry Merry

[blissful]

:tongue::tongue:

This is So Wrong:no: Naked pic of Mrs Clause Please

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[blissful]

Thank You Hon, Now I am back into the Christmas Spirit. HO HO HO Yummy

 

[Cycleguy007]

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[SillyGirl]

This seems like something you all would enjoy.

 

[Cycleguy007]

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those *******s from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

 

[blissful]

You are teasing me now.arty:

 

[Nova5]

Lmao! Love this picture!

 

[JackassJack]

Christmas without song?

 

[Nova5]

Love Adam Sandler!

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Haha I used to own that pair before someone else begged it off me

 

[Cycleguy007]

 

[Mr.Lucky]

Is this Barack Obama's mom posing for Christmas?
Maybe! arty:

HAHAHA!