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Montreal may require dogs to be bilingual

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At first I thought it was a joke but them Quebecers are for real :unknw:



If a proposed law in Montreal goes into effect, all dogs in the Canadian city will need to understand commands in both English and French.
Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce, who made the proposal, told CBC Radio that it's necessary to counter the "chaos" resulting from dogs at public parks who understand commands in only one language.

"The current situation in Montreal Dog Park is untenable chaos," LaDouce told CBC Radio. "The various dog commands are incomprehensible to each other."
In an inadvertently hilarious interview with the station, LaDouce (who was deadly serious) says he was inspired to propose the law after a dog began licking his face and did not respond to French commands.

"Our alienation from each other was absolute," LaDouce said.
LaDouce wants all dogs in the city to learn at least 80 to 90 commands in both languages, calling the task "basic stuff." He said each canine should be subjected to a test by a city employee to confirm the animal's bilingual comprehension.

While few question that dogs are capable of intelligent acts—just recently, we learned about somedogs that are being taught to "drive" cars—LaDouce's solution may not even be possible. Trained dogs are only able to learn about 160 words, according to Animal Planet.

And what of the dog owners who are not bilingual? As CBC Radio host Pat Kelly points out, having to learn a second language only to impart a few dozen commands to your pet would be an expensive and time-consuming exercise. For example, only about 20 percent of people in the U.S. are able to hold a conversation in a second language, according to the U.S. Census.

"Expensive or opportunity, which way do you want to look at it?" LaDouce said in response. "Now, suddenly, just by having a dog, I'm opening up to different kinds of knowledge."

He said he hopes to get the law passed and put into effect by summer 2013.
"I'm working on it day and night," he said.


 
HOF said:

Now if that is not enough to sway you from cheering for the Montreal Canadians nothing is!

I nominate Benoit LaDouce for the Canadian Stupidity Award!
 
Robintheboywonder said:
Now if that is not enough to sway you from cheering for the Montreal Canadians nothing is!

I nominate Benoit LaDouce for the Canadian Stupidity Award!


No that is not enough for that to happen. If Eleganza raises their rates or has no ladies that tour the islands, I'll only go to 3 games instead of 4.
 
Boing said:
. . . In an inadvertently hilarious interview with the station, LaDouce (who was deadly serious) says he was inspired to propose the law after a dog began licking his face and did not respond to French commands.


Presumably LaDouce lacked HOF's self-defence reflex.

Pretty sure a thumb in the eye would distract any English speaking dog from licking a French face.
 
I thought they'd impose language laws on the dogs so they couldn't just go WOOF they'd have to say LE WOOF lol

what a fricken moron.......THIS is what I'm talking about with those in government.....jesus......
 
cycleguy007 said:
The Language police have gone too far... :Thatwas-bad:

Don't these politicians learn from their mistakes. All the major corporations left in the late 80's early 90's for the same reason. Jesus they wanted world wide brand English names changed to French. One of the reasons Ontario boomed in the 90's. Quebec gave just gave it away.
 
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