Most common lies.

[Beef Jerky]

Any more?.

 

[HOF]

It wasn't me.
I'm fine.
Gee, you haven’t changed a bit.
The cheque is in the mail.
I never got the message.
We service what we sell.
She is only a friend.
Your baby looks so beautiful.
That looks so good on you.
One size fits all.
I'll start my diet on Monday.
Thank you, dinner was so delicious.
I need 5 minutes of your time.
I never said that.
Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back.
Money cheerfully refunded.
This offer limited to the first 100 people who call in.
Leave your CV and we’ll keep it on file.
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
Open wide, it won’t hurt a bit.
Let’s have lunch sometime.
It’s not the money, it’s the principle.
I wasn’t feeling well.
I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
I was just kidding.
I was only trying to help.

Hey, you've lost weight!
I will be loving you always.
Bye, I will write to you.
I believe you.
I don't drink at all.
We don't have to sign it, oral agreement will be fine.
I'm not hungry.
Did I ever tell you lies?
It makes my cry.
All I want is just peace in all the world.

Of course she's not prettier than you!

It's not you, it's me.

I'm just calling to see if you're OK.

Scratch and win!

Gosh that's the biggest I've ever seen!
I don't snore.
I don't mind if your mother comes to dinner.

The bus was late...
Terrible traffic this morning...

I'm _29__ years old.
I'm _19__ years old.
I'm _21__ years old.
I'm 18 years old.
I'm legal
I'm of age.

 

[HOF]

My cock is so big and thick.
Your cock is so big.
You look great in that dress.
Those jeans fit you so well.
You're the best I have ever had.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Sex is free

 

[Transient]

Nothing.

 

[oldguyzer]

I'm single.

 

[Admiral]

I have a job.

 

[peace]

I forgot my money.
I left my wallet/purse at home.

 

[Casa_Nova]

I don't do this with anyone but you :biggrin2:

 

[Chucky]

Do whatever you want to do with me.


2 weeks later. What are you doing to me, you must be retarded.

 

[oldguyzer]

Of course I'll see you later...

 

[peace]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[Linda]

I would never look at another man, I swear.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I don't do this with anyone but you :biggrin2:

:SayWhat?:

 

[train]

On this forum I would have thought we would have heard " I won't cum in your mouth" now.

 

[papasmerf]

The guards are pretty good people.
They will give you respect if you respect them

 

[train]

The guards are pretty good people.
They will give you respect if you respect them

I'll have to take your word for it :biggrin2:

 

[peace]

:SayWhat?: is it true papasmerf????

 

[Danolo]

Or a variation on "I promise I won't cum in your mouth", is: I'll only stick it in halfway.

 

[HOF]

Sex is free

You got that right sister!