Most embarrassing moments.

[Grefin]

What is the most embarrassing moment you had with SP/Sex Partner ?

 

[Doctorsex]

It was my first SP experience, I had a shitty aim and shot my load to in her eye, I spent last 45 minutes with apologizing from her

 

[jackoffme]

Farting while trying to orgasm.

 

[zorro]

Doing it in the back seat of my old Chevy in a lane way and flashlights all over the place.
Got caught by the cops.

 

[Jessica_dark]

When I was younger I discovered web camming. I was like 19 and at my dad's place. I was topless kinda just talking to one guy and my dad came home early from work! Now, the comp is on the main floor and I ran upstairs to my bedroom. To make it worse my bra was still sitting on the couch.....I had to grab it up after I cam back down with a top on. He like stared at the floor for a while. I explained myself and that I never cyber or anything, just like to be naked. I think he came home ealry cuz he had something important to tell me and he totally lost his train of thought. I was embarrassed for the rest of the day but we both got over it.

Sort of related but while in university I did the same thing at nite. My one roommate and I shared a bedroom so I was always up late on cam with guys. Well I would go topless and pose.......it wasn't until the year was almost over did it become an issue and she told me that she couldn't sleep right because of my screen being on. That means she was awake when I thought I was being sneaky and naked at night!

 

[HOF]

1. I had an SP friend over for dinner. Chicken and veggies. Never give a woman broccoli and they do DATY.
She farted broccoli smell, and it's on video tape.

2 I had an SP friend over and we had gone out drinkin' TEQUILA. Well, she was performing on me, and I
started snorning. Oops.

3. Same evening, SP gets out of bed and crashes into my computer desk. The poor ladies leg was bruised
from thigh to ankle.

4. I'm spooning with an SP and let's one nasty fart rip.

5. LMAO. One time, I had a new SP visit my home. She walked into the wrong house. Said hi and asked
which one of you boys called for me. LMAO, OOPS! My neighbour called me as the lady was walking
across LOL. That was priceless.

6. On an weekend adventure with my ATF, she was putting on her make-up, and I just couldn't wait
any longer, so I went into the rather large bathroom and took a brutal dump. The lady said, "Christ, we
are like a married couple." So, I said, okay wanna wipe my arse?

 

[adrenaline junkie]

using a towel in the bathroom to wipe my goo off my dick, then the following morning, her using it to dry her face. she said it felt like wiping her face with sandpaper. oppps

 

[randygirl]

5. LMAO. One time, I had a new SP visit my home. She walked into the wrong house. Said hi and asked
which one of you boys called for me. LMAO, OOPS! My neighbour called me as the lady was walking
across LOL. That was priceless.

omg, lmao. This reminds me of the time I walked into the wrong hotel room. There were three guys there, which stopped me short. I said that I hadn't expected three of them (seriously, OMG, wtf!) and they laughed and said they hadn't expected me either. lmao. Ah, wrong room. I sat and had two drinks with them before heading out, but they asked me to stay! Funny stuff.

 

[Raiden]

1. I had an SP friend over for dinner. Chicken and veggies. Never give a woman broccoli and they do DATY.

1. She farted broccoli smell, and it's on video tape.


4. I'm spooning with an SP and let's one nasty fart rip.


6. On an weekend adventure with my ATF, she was putting on her make-up, and I just couldn't wait
any longer, so I went into the rather large bathroom and took a brutal dump. The lady said, "Christ, we
are like a married couple." So, I said, okay wanna wipe my arse?

Now these are fantasy killers . Might as well marry them.

 

[BEER]

Time for a new funny or embarrassing pictures thread.

Time for a new funny or embarrassing pictures thread.

 

[Boing]

 

[Boing]

 

[Boing]

 

[Boing]

 

[Dan]

Yup, I've never lived this one down.:rofl1:

 

[Ang]

That was quite the dinner party!!

That was quite the dinner party!!

 

[Ang]

 

[Caesarsalad]

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[ChaosTheory]