Most embarrassing non-sexual moment?

[Curly]

Just the other day i was at the gas station, grabbed a cup of coffee and all 30 freaking cups came flying out at me. After a minute or two I finally got them to stay put in there little holder. A rather attractive woman walked up and just as i was about to say something my mouth went dry. I stood there like a babbling idiot. She made a small attempt at a humorous statement, but my mind was not working quickly enough (lack of coffee) to come up with a quick reply. I did apologize before she walked off, but I was still rather embarassed. Too bad, stupid me could've got her phone number.​

 

[DonCorleo]

Most embarrassing non-sexual moment?

I got married.

 

[Bubba]

I asked a woman when is her baby due. She said she is not pregnant :shock:

 

[Caesarsalad]

I asked a woman when is her baby due. She said she is not pregnant :shock:

 

[papasmerf]

I asked a woman when is her baby due. She said she is not pregnant :shock:

I think I was paying her child support for that kid

 

[HOF]

I asked a woman when is her baby due. She said she is not pregnant :shock:

Ouch, did she slap you?

I've had so many I can't pick one!

 

[Macho Man]

Ouch, did she slap you?

I've had so many I can't pick one!

Come on Hof make our day. Give us three :666:

 

[ShowmeThemoney]

I got married.

I got married twice :frown:

 

[SiNbaD]

Being at a bar eyeing this hot babe. Walk to her and say how are you. In a manly voice she says FINE, how are you.

Oh no, she was a man.

 

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I asked a woman when is her baby due. She said she is not pregnant :shock:

DUDE!! that blows...makes for a great story though.