Mother's day

[Bubba]

Do you know where your Mother is?. :biggrin2:

Alright just jiving. Where are you taking your old lady on Mother's day.

What you buying her?

If not, what are you bribing her with :shout:

 

[Klutz]

Cooking at home for her. Been told by my sister is what she likes.

 

[Blank_Dave]

How's spending tte night in the ER sound. Ol' broad had a nice rattly cough going, but when she got there her vitsls wrre all over the place. (HR 110-130bpm, BP was low, oxygen was 90% etc) We'll see how she is this morning.

Family cook out is the plan, as we have seversl mothers plus my bother's birthday slso falls near there too.

 

[Wanker]

Brunch at the King Eddy.

 

[ShowmeThemoney]

Not sure yet. It's not till next Sunday.

 

[-b]

My Mother passed....

As for me....my son will not even think of me....3 years and No Happy Mother's Day....

I have some women who wish me a Happy Mother's Day......and that means a lot....:biggrin2:

 

[Wise Guy]

My Mother passed....

As for me....my son will not even think of me....3 years and No Happy Mother's Day....

I have some women who wish me a Happy Mother's Day......and that means a lot....:biggrin2:

Not a woman but Happy Mother's day Bliss.

 

[papasmerf]

To all the ladies here and across the world

Happy Mother's Day and may you be around for many more.

 

[God]

My mom always said. Don't buy me flowers give me the money instead.

 

[Butch]

:biggrin2:

 

[BlueBalls]

What Mothers really want.

Dear Children,

Mother’s Day is coming up, and I thought I should tell you what I want. This way there’s no guilty panic or last minute purchasing of flowers at the closest gas station. So, this is what I want, this year and every year after; it’s pretty simple really.

I want you to be a decent human being.

I want you to be who you are, but don’t be an asshole.

I want you to work hard at everything you do, because life is too short not to give it everything you’ve got.

I want you to ask for help when you need it.

I want you to help others when they need it.

I want you to learn how to cook, do your own laundry, pay your bills and know how to clean a bathroom.

When you screw up, and you will, more than once, I want you to own it, because it’s the screw-ups that make the victories sweeter.

I want you to travel, because the world is huge and you are one part of it.

I want you to know that even when we hate each other, I will never stop loving you.

I want you to play nicely with others.

I want you to feed your curiosity.

I want you to find a way to do what you love, and realize that that might look different than you originally thought.

I want you to respect every human being’s right to be who they are.

I want you to sometimes be more interested in someone else than in yourself.

I want you to know that you are flawed and you are extraordinary. There is no one else like you.

I want you to know that I would lay down my life for you in Lily Potter fashion any day of the week.

I want you to realize how lucky you are every once in awhile even if only for an instant.

I want you to know love, even if it means getting hurt.

I want you to relax and not feel guilty about it.

I want you to know life can be brutally hard sometimes.

I want you to know that you can choose happiness even when the dark side offers you cookies.

And I wouldn’t mind breakfast in bed.

See, simple.

Love,

Mom

 

[TROOPS]

What Mothers really want.

Dear Children,

Mother’s Day is coming up, and I thought I should tell you what I want. This way there’s no guilty panic or last minute purchasing of flowers at the closest gas station. So, this is what I want, this year and every year after; it’s pretty simple really.

I want you to be a decent human being.

I want you to be who you are, but don’t be an asshole.

I want you to work hard at everything you do, because life is too short not to give it everything you’ve got.

I want you to ask for help when you need it.

I want you to help others when they need it.

I want you to learn how to cook, do your own laundry, pay your bills and know how to clean a bathroom.

When you screw up, and you will, more than once, I want you to own it, because it’s the screw-ups that make the victories sweeter.

I want you to travel, because the world is huge and you are one part of it.

I want you to know that even when we hate each other, I will never stop loving you.

I want you to play nicely with others.

I want you to feed your curiosity.

I want you to find a way to do what you love, and realize that that might look different than you originally thought.

I want you to respect every human being’s right to be who they are.

I want you to sometimes be more interested in someone else than in yourself.

I want you to know that you are flawed and you are extraordinary. There is no one else like you.

I want you to know that I would lay down my life for you in Lily Potter fashion any day of the week.

I want you to realize how lucky you are every once in awhile even if only for an instant.

I want you to know love, even if it means getting hurt.

I want you to relax and not feel guilty about it.

I want you to know life can be brutally hard sometimes.

I want you to know that you can choose happiness even when the dark side offers you cookies.

And I wouldn’t mind breakfast in bed.

See, simple.

Love,

Mom

Nahhhhhh. Just gonna get her flowers.