My Ass-Crack and Ballsac Must Smell Amazing!

[demien3k5]

Doesn't matter where I go, some illegally off-leash dog or a over-liberally tethered dog controlled by a mindless douche-bag owner seems to find a way to stuff his gooey schnoz up under my balls or deep in my ass crack to get whiff of my personal 'heroism'.

Invariably, the douche-bag owner is completely stunned and massively offended when it's suggested that they either curb the animal immediately or face decisive counter-measures with extreme prejudice.

I say this: Fuck you dog owners. Control your pets, and face the truth: not everyone loves your filthy fucking animals. Stay the fuck out of my personal space or face the consequences.

 

[Pooldude]

Safe to say you are not a dog lover?.

 

[Hoser]

You are wearing the wrong cologne.

 

[Steve11]

Good coke?.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Pheromones at work I bet.

 

[Madman]

I've never had the privilege of a being molested in this fashion. I only get a bark and an occasional growl.

If the owner was a hot girl who asked if she could do the same as her pooch would you be complaining?

 

[Jessica Rain]

I agree with that. At the same time I wish people would fuck off when I walk my dogs. Everyone thinks because they are little furry bundles that they are free to be picked up, petted, etc.

They are trying to use their bathroom folks. So take a hike and leave my dogs alone.

 

[Madman]

I agree with that. At the same time I wish people would fuck off when I walk my dogs. Everyone thinks because they are little furry bundles that they are free to be picked up, petted, etc.

They are trying to use their bathroom folks. So take a hike and leave my dogs alone.

You and Demien are in a feisty mood. You both need to go on a coffee date to Tims and bring me back a large black coffee and a slice of their new lemon and poppy seed cake.

 

[demien3k5]

My rant comes from a recent experience where I stepped out of my car at the shopping arcade to immediately find a golden lab suddenly weighing my 'ingots' with his snotty nose. When I grabbed his collar and flung him back, I found a lovely wet snot stain all over the pants of my $3K suit. Looked like I just pissed myself, and this on the way to a business meeting with no extra time to go home and change clothes. When I suggested the owner should pay for my dry cleaning, she just shrugged and said "...he's just friendly. You know how dogs are. Not my problem, really - stuff happens sometimes." Upon hearing this, I lost it and put the heel of my shoe hard into her car door, leaving a lovely deep dent. When she suddenly went ape shit, I said '...you know how things are in private parking lots, sometimes things just happen. Not my problem, really." Dropped back into my car and drove away. Could see she was calling someone frantically on her cell, but couldn't care less really. Haven't heard another word about it since,so....fuck you, irresponsible dog owner. Karma sucks.

 

[Butch]

Let me guess. You are not a dog lover?.

 

[nntsci]

I got to say I agree with you. I hate it when idiots let their dogs run free, leave poop everywhere, and in general show no respect for other people.

 

[Jessica Rain]

I am a dog lover and he is right.

I dont collar my dogs. They are all free until harnessed for walks. So I put on 3 harnesses, 3 leashes, grab my bags, my treats for the walk, my little training clicker, and then I have to get myself ready depending on the weather. It is a big ordeal for 3-4 walks a day.

I do it every time. So when I see people not walking their single dog on a leash, I speak up. Every time. I am not liked by a few in the neighbourhood for it but I don't give a fuck.

I get looked at like I am fucked because my dogs are barking at your one unleashed dog. Oh well. Too bad so sad. Dogs fucking bark. My dogs will bark because they get each other going. It is like dominoes. One does it and hey all fallow suit in a big circle. Doesn't matter. My dogs could be on leash, growing and wanting to kill your dog. Doesn't fucking matter. Mine are leashes and therefore controlled.

People seems to think that to "prove" you are such an amazing dog owner or to prove your dog is so well trained, they have to walk their dog off leash. But instead you are putting your dog in harms way and being completely neglectful to your dogs safety and well being.

What happens when another off leash leash dog comes attacking? You dog is gone! It is running away and there is no fucking way you are catching up until your dog is on the ground bleeding.

What happens if a leash dog gets into with your dog? Split second and your dog reacts, guess who is getting in shit? Guess who is being put down for biting the leashes dog? Even if it attacked your dog first?

Protect your dog and keep them leashed. Anyone not doing this is an irresponsible selfish asshole who does not deserve the privilege of caring for an animal.

PS - I am on a small phone so I don't care about the spelling the grammar. And I don't fucking give a flying fucking shit about my swearing. :no:

 

[demien3k5]

Let me guess. You are not a dog lover?.

Actually, I am someone who likes all animals. But from my perspective, they are still unpredictable animals, no matter how domesticated they may be, and regardless of size. So while I can appreciate their physical beauty, their unique personalities, 'talents', loyalty, etc,. I still have a cautionary mistrust of all animals. As such, I believe there is a time & place for enjoying your own and others' animals, but those times and places should be more strictly controlled by their humans.

 

[demien3k5]

And I don't fucking give a flying fucking shit about my swearing. :no:

:LMAO: :good:

 

[Raiden]

PS - I am on a small phone so I don't care about the spelling the grammar. And I don't fucking give a flying fucking shit about my swearing. :no:

Potty mouth, my poor virgin ears!;Notlistening:/

 

[peace]

swearing :no::no:

 

[Crimson Angel]

Ooookkkk... oh geez how am I supposed to respond to this thread? Should I be praising the all-mighty Damien for his nice smelling ballsac? I'm confused. Am I supposed to cringe at this lowlife for thinking that having a nice smelling ballsac will attract SP's?

 

[papasmerf]

Ooookkkk... oh geez how am I supposed to respond to this thread? Should I be praising the all-mighty Damien for his nice smelling ballsac? I'm confused. Am I supposed to cringe at this lowlife for thinking that having a nice smelling ballsac will attract SP's?

While at first blush one might think the OP was bragging to the world but were you to actually read the original post you would see his brag was actually a rant..........

 

[Jessica Rain]

While at first blush one might think the OP was bragging to the world but were you to actually read the original post you would see his brag was actually a rant..........

This poster doesn't care. They only came into this thread to start shit and insult him. They don't like him so they follow him to his threads to simply cause drama.

Best to ignore, and report to the mods. This poster has displayed as having serious mental health issues and it is seriously best to not engage them.

 

[papasmerf]

This poster doesn't care. They only came into this thread to start shit and insult him. They don't like him so they follow him to his threads to simply cause drama.

Best to ignore, and report to the mods. This poster has displayed as having serious mental health issues and it is seriously best to not engage them.

Sometimes ya just have to yell at the rock.