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My Banging a "Lesbian" Encounter.

TROOPS

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Many years ago, had a coworker who was a self professed lesbian. Swore up and down she was a true lesbian and only liked girls. I used to tease her about me being a better pussy eater than any lesbian. We were both sent out on a business trip, stayed in same hotel. Went for dinner with her, then we decided to hit a bar and a bar is troops' stomping grounds. We drank a lot, we were checking out the same hot girls, but eventually we both ended up silly drunk on the dance floor bumping and grinding.

We hop a cab, go back to hotel, then i walked her to her door and she said, lets continue drinking. So i got invited in. I teased her again about how i have a better tongue than any lesbian. She begged to differ. She was laying on the bed, and with no warning, i just lifted her dress and said, i'm gonna prove it to ya. She didn't stop me, and i pulled down her panties and ate her pussy while tickling her ass, then eventually, she pushed her ass on my finger, and i slowly slid it in.

At this point she squirmed and moaned so loud, it woke up my boner. I dropped my pants and just bare backed her. We fucked for hours in every imaginable position.

Next morning, she woke up next to me and said.........get me a tylenol. We both hungover as shit.
Then she says to me not a word of this back at work in Toronto. I said, no worries and told her just a one shot deal. She had a gf too at the time.

Months went on and i decide to leave this job and move on. Never spoke or saw her again. 9yrs later in 2008, i crept on her facebook with phantom account................SHE WAS MARRIED TO A MAN WITH CHILD.

Was she a true lesbian, like she said she was? Nahhhhhhhhh. Cuz in the end so called lesbians like toys shaped like cocks and eventually miss the real thing.

Moral of the story............true lesbians don't brag about their sexuality. The ones that do are just mere experimenters going thru a phase and eventually go back to sucking mens cocks.

100% True Story.

Hope you likey.
 
peace said:
You did Bliss? :biggrin2:

Excuse me, I think some one needs a smack.....:slap:

As for Troop good for you........you banged a woman......who was a Lesbian
but maybe Bi......And she is married......with a child....that is life.
 
How old is her child? j/k I'm sure there were a lot more events that transpired after you two hooked up until she got married, but it must have been nice for your ego nonetheless.

Have you ever slept with a woman who then decided she was more into women after being with you?
 
IfYouSeekAmy said:
How old is her child? j/k I'm sure there were a lot more events that transpired after you two hooked up until she got married, but it must have been nice for your ego nonetheless.

Have you ever slept with a woman who then decided she was more into women after being with you?

ZING....... Troops, you barebacked, you sure she didn't get pregnant with your child and decided to marry out of necessity ? Hmmmmmm
 
IfYouSeekAmy said:
Have you ever slept with a woman who then decided she was more into women after being with you?

Yup, my prom date in high school. :biggrin2:

We fooled around a lot (no sex ) and when we met up later in university we joked around that after being with me she knew she was gay.
 
IfYouSeekAmy said:
How old is her child? j/k I'm sure there were a lot more events that transpired after you two hooked up until she got married, but it must have been nice for your ego nonetheless.

Have you ever slept with a woman who then decided she was more into women after being with you?

:LMAO:
 
IfYouSeekAmy said:
Have you ever slept with a woman who then decided she was more into women after being with you?

Yes, after i accidently pee'd inside her after one too many beers.
 
TROOPS said:
Yes, after i accidently pee'd inside her after one too many beers.

Wait a minute, I can't pee with a boner. How did you pee inside her with a boner??Hmmmmmm
 
Guido said:
Wait a minute, I can't pee with a boner. How did you pee inside her with a boner??Hmmmmmm

Drunken semi hard...........thats how
 
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