IN-Call My Final Review

[Batman57]

Cramping My Style


(this review is a bit long)


Paula (Indy)
(advertises as Paula@TRZ)


Looks - 10
Body - 9
Service - 8.5 (BBBJ)
Personality - 9
Overall - 9.3 (Smoking Hot)


REVIEW #1


I met Paula the first time because I had to make use of the hotel room. When she walked in I was in heart stopper heaven. She’s got a model type look, yet she also looked like an approachable woman, not the diva kind. As soon as she walked in the door, her beaming smile lit up my grouchy disposition. She’s the type of person who knows she’s attractive yet wants to be friendly and charming, and is very, very happy.


Please, for goodness sake, be my girlfriend honey!!!


Now cums the stupid part. She kept on smiling, and as grouchy as I was, I started to light up, and made her laugh a bit. Going on to services, she gave a light BBBJ. To be honest, I’ve had better. She kept stopping to talk. Her body is also hot, I liked the softness when groping. When she was doing it (BBBJ), as lame as it sounds, I couldn’t get it up. I was willingly to try, then I suddenly got a cramp.


There I was, with maybe the hottest escort ever, and I was walking around the room, trying to shake off a leg cramp.


Yeah.


After she rubbed my leg a bit, my actual leg, not my dong pervs, and I figured because I had so many, it’s quitting time, so I told her to relax on the bed and I felt her up while we just talked.


Oh well...




(Escort 51, June 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Sneaking Into Area 51


Paula (TRZ)


REVIEW #2


The title should be sneaking into escort 51, but hey, you try writing this stuff. I met Paula this time at her in call. Same smile, same hot body. After talking a bit, she gave another BBBJ, and a bit of cowgirl, I tried to bonk her standing, mish style. Hot visual to see myself in and out. After going soft, she gave another BBBJ then more mish. Again I went soft, and more or less failed. After I told her I’ll just sit there and pull it, but it wouldn’t go up even in my hand.


Some guys told me I’m not dysfunctional, just too much sex, however to save up for her I didn’t do anything for 6 days. Maybe just a bad day, or maybe I’m getting a bit soft.


THE LAMEST ENDING TO SEX ADDICTION EVER !!!


Anyhow, she’s hot, and friendly and if you can manage to get it up she’s your girl. She tends to like regulars, and doesn’t work that often, but since I don’t normally repeat, I guess you guys can play with her.


I give up.


(Escort 51, July 2011)

 

[Batman57]

My SP Top Ten Lists




ATF - Mady (Select)






I Can’t Believe I Saw Them Naked


Winner: June (Indy) [ #1 ]


1. Aspen (Mirage)
2. Gia (Eros Vip) [ #2 ]
3. Holly (Garden Of Eden) [ #3 tie]
4. Jade (Mirage)
5. Jaden (Indy)
6. Jessie (Mirage)
7. Kourtney (Cupids)
8. Paula (The Red Zone) [ #3 tie]
9. Rosario (Cupids)
10. Summer (Mirage)






Almost Went Into Cardiac Arrest


Winner: Robyn (Garden Of Eden) [ #1 ]


1. Barbie (Cachet) [ #3 ]
2. Chloe (Eros Vip) [ #4 tie]
3. London (Entourage)
4. Mina (Select)
5. Monique (Mirage) [ #4 tie]
6. Olivia (Select)
7. Raquele (Mirage) [ #2 ]
8. Samara (Toronto Passions)
9. Sofia (Mirage)
10. Sydney (Roommates)






Friendship and Unrequited Love


Winner: Layla (Mirage) [ #1 ]


1. Angel (Indy)
2. Britney (Dreammakers)
3. Brooke (Entourage) [ #2 ]
4. Emanuelle (Mirage)
5. Khloe (Toronto Girlfriends)
6. Mia (Exquisite)
7. Sam (Roommates) [ #3 ]
8. Symonne (Roommates)
9. Tracy (Select)
10. Valentina (Vixens)

 

[Lone Wolf]

Best of luck. I always have enjoyed your reviews.

 

[Me again]

Good luck to you and see you in six momths or so. You've been tons of fun here.



Ps. Say hi to your Mom for me :tongue:

 

[JT13]

That's too bad, hope everything works out with your mom's situation.
I have a feeling you'll be back! :he:

 

[Detective]

Don't be a stranger Batman. How about links to your reviews before you go.

 

[Nova5]

Riddler: This bird has flown around the bend! .... Joker: Oh, and what a pity that would be …

Batman I wish you all the best and (hopefully) look forward to reading your reviews in the future …

 

[Wilsonjso]

Best of luck Batman. Thanks for your comparison lists as well as for your reviews. You will be missed my friend. Take care of yourself. As Nova said I also "(hopefully) look forward to reading your reviews in the future …"

 

[L._s.]

Thank you for your reviews. All the best.

 

[Home_boy]

Say it ain't so Joey (Batman) .











Come on guys vote for Batman to give him another go at it.

 

[- - -]

Batman, we've enjoyed your reviews and your contributions. I wish you and your mom the best of luck. Hope to hear from you again.

 

[Mr. Magnificent]

Take care Batman but don't be a stranger. I've used your reviews for my own benefits, thanks.

 

[Guido]

I've enjoyed your carefree writing style. You will be missed fellow sicko. I'm sure the Dark Kight will one day stand at attention for you again and you will come out of the Batcave to entertain us again.

 

[Dan]

Good luck too you and hoping your mom gets well soon!

PS.

Link to Paula please!!

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Link to Paula please!!

I may be wrong but I believe this is the Paula Batman is referring too.

https://www.theredzone.com/toronto/paula/




Batman try Viagra if you ever decide to jump back into the hobby. Take care and hoping all goes well for you!!