My funeral walk should resemble this.

[Boing]

 

[oldguyzer]

I don't plan to walk at my funeral.

 

[Butch]

I don't plan to dance at my funeral.

 

[Yamada]

I rather have naked women dancing on my coffin.

 

[User-E]

I've been to many 'celebrations' but never seen dancing with the coffin before.

Sure, why not.


Funky & Music

 

[Prick]

I've been to many 'celebrations' but never seen dancing with the coffin before.

Sure, why not.


Funky & Music

You haven't been to too many funerals have you :unknw:

 

[Martin]

That's about right.

 

[User-E]

You haven't been to too many funerals have you :unknw:

I used to produce multimedia presentations for funeral celebrations and saw lots of dancing, just never saw them pick up the coffin and dance with it.

I guess my people aren't as adventurous as your people.

:-Cool/"

 

[BEER]

I used to produce multimedia presentations for funeral celebrations and saw lots of dancing, just never saw them pick up the coffin and dance with it.

I guess my people aren't as adventurous as your people.

:-Cool/"

Some of my people.

 

[BEER]

 

[Creepy]

My choice.

 

[Thomas Crown]

When I was very young a friend of the family passed away, so my father told me to go the the floweriest and order a wreath and have it sent to the funeral home. So off I went to the local floweriest in Little Italy and told them what my father wanted. The owner said he was very busy as he had two funerals and two new store openings at the same time but he would do his best. The next night we go the the funeral home for the customary viewing and old ladies dressed in black wailing like banshees. As we entered the room my father said he wanted to see the wreath I ordered because he was sure I fucked it up anyway he walks up to the front of the room and there's the wreath right out in front with my fathers name on the bottom and a banner in bright blue and red letters that read "GOOD LUCK AT YOUR NEW LOCATION". true story

 

[Guido]

When I was very young a friend of the family passed away, so my father told me to go the the floweriest and order a wreath and have it sent to the funeral home. So off I went to the local floweriest in Little Italy and told them what my father wanted. The owner said he was very busy as he had two funerals and two new store openings at the same time but he would do his best. The next night we go the the funeral home for the customary viewing and old ladies dressed in black wailing like banshees. As we entered the room my father said he wanted to see the wreath I ordered because he was sure I fucked it up anyway he walks up to the front of the room and there's the wreath right out in front with my fathers name on the bottom and a banner in bright blue and red letters that read "GOOD LUCK AT YOUR NEW LOCATION". true story

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

Priceless.

 

[BFDC]

 

[Rolex]

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