My pet peeves...please add yours...

[Ryan1967]

Trolling through a few ads today on a break from work and I keep seeing things that irritate me...maybe I am alone. I will let the mispelling of discreet as discrete or ad as add go since they are almost ubiquitous...but here are some that irritate me:

1. Any mention of hun or babe in a text
2. Providers that quote their rates in "roses"
3. Providers that state their age as "xx years young"
4. the "holding up the wall" pose
5. duck lips...does anyone really find that sexy?

 

[paul mott]

Ryan, great thread and I'm sure you'll find a lot of consensus...or is it consent, cuntscent...whatever in the ones you've already listed.
I've said before I can't stand being called hun, babe, baby, sweetie or darling when all I am is just a client with the money they want. From my perspective of them using such words, I find it makes they seem cheap and rough and tuff type. Some exceptions of course, but in general. I sure agree with the roses nonsense as if the words price, cost or rates is such a no no. Who would ever guess roses means money. Would love some guy to show up with a dozen roses instead of cash and then say to her, that's how many roses you wanted. Here's a few others:

- "hurry last day in town". Then you see their ads everyday for weeks
- " book now, only a few appointments left" - Ya right, more like they have zero appointments and try and make you book right away
- "great reviews on c-board" - It's only positive recommendations which are meaningless, as she could be terrible but have to say how great she is.
- GF3 instead of just saying GFE

 

[Skinflute]

All those you have mentioned Ryan in addition to;

1. Providers who nickel and dime with extra charge such as touching or bbbj when it's suppose to be included

2. I hate the Asian when the Asian MA ask "how much you give me" then they try and raise the price with "more please"

3. When a provider makes you jump hoops to get to her location.

4. Not answering to your Text Message promptly.

 

[blackram]

1. Any mention of hun or babe in a text
2. Providers that quote their rates in "roses"
3. Providers that state their age as "xx years young"
4. the "holding up the wall" pose
5. duck lips...does anyone really find that sexy?

1. Yup, I hate hun and babe too! They shouldn't use this unless they actually know you. But really what else can they call us, "sir"? That would be even worse
2. Roses? WTF are they? Do they want to be paid in tea bags or something?
3. This one doesn't bother me. I'm m'eh about this.
4. This pose is amazing only if you can see right up their crotches, otherwise, what's the point?
5. If she's your mistress, and she's telling you she loves you, it's fine. It's still corny even from a mistress or a wife, but at least understandable.

- "hurry last day in town". Then you see their ads everyday for weeks
- " book now, only a few appointments left" - Ya right, more like they have zero appointments and try and make you book right away
- "great reviews on c-board" - It's only positive recommendations which are meaningless, as she could be terrible but have to say how great she is.
- GF3 instead of just saying GFE

1. Last day in town? When are you coming back, I guess I'm gonna have to miss you this time around.
2. Well, you seem like you're really busy, I won't add to your tremendous burden by booking with you.
3. I give great reviews to my mom's apple pies too.
4. GF 3? Which video game is that?

1. Providers who nickel and dime with extra charge such as touching or bbbj when it's suppose to be included
2. I hate the Asian when the Asian MA ask "how much you give me" then they try and raise the price with "more please"
3. When a provider makes you jump hoops to get to her location.
4. Not answering to your Text Message promptly.

1. Yup
2. Yeah, hate this too.
3. If you're going to make me go to Montreal, then you might want to give me a warning, that way I'll stop off at my favourite SP or MA along the way.
4. Hi, you texted? -Yeah, like last week.

 

[slurp]

Agree with most of the above, one of my peeves is when a SP feels the need to let us know she is "classy". A sure sign she is usually a crackhead.

Opposite of "last day in town" is "first day in town" or "new or grand opening" after they have been here forever. I'd like to check out a new opening if I could only find one. Virgin SPs are pretty hard to find and uber expensive if you do. Asians are notorious for these, having yellow fever as I do I can laugh at this.

"100% real pictures" ..... yes, of someone else. "Me or it's free" ... has anyone ever cashed in on this one? "Guaranteed or your money back" ... again who has ever gotten a refund? Maybe after her pimp beats you to a pulp.

"will leave you wanting more" .... because she didn't do shit!

Here's one unique to Kingston - "Truly the best massage in town!". There is little to pick from in Kingston but I can find any asian walking down the street who can massage better than this one.

"High end clientele only" ...... means I will overcharge you for mediocre service. And if not enough fools bite I will lower my price and call it a special.

"Up all night" ...... desperate.

 

[Jingles]

There are many to list!

I get irked when guy on the rosy board asks simple question relative to his location and he gets jumped on by providers half way across the country. Then a bunch of them start to pile on the guy. The guy usually says 'fuck this' and leaves. And they wonder why membership is dropping for that board.

 

[Hector17]

Yes..."roamingguy"....and Taylor Devine are very annoying on that board..and now that I know who Elissamarie is, she is a pain in the ass too

 

[blackram]

After reading, slurp's post in the "Hey you Asian fanatics" thread, I just realized one of my pet peeves: paying for DATY! This should be free from everybody, we're giving the girl pleasure with this. For the most part, my regulars don't charge for this, but some newer girls that I may see from time to time, may ask for an upcharge.

 

[mmad]

This should be free from everybody, we're giving the girl pleasure with this.

BR, are you trying to kid us? We all know you enjoy it just as much if not more than the recipient :wink2:

 

[paul mott]

If you give pleasure to a girl, then she should be paying you, but in BR's case he loves kissing their vertical smile, so considers it a charitable donation!

 

[antoine]

All of the above

I also hate it when the pics tell you very little about her body. Usually a pass for me.

 

[paul mott]

Why is it that some girls call themselves "freaks", and seem proud of it and that it will entice guys to see them?. According to the dictionary a freak, is "a person, animal, or plant with an unusual physical abnormality" Unless there's some new definition that's the opposite of this one, then I'd think guys would stay far away from someone like that. When I grew up and went to the Ottawa Ex as a kid, they used to have freak shows, where you could go in and see people with unusual physical abnormalities.

Today putting people on display for such purposes would be frowned upon, and likely banned and rightfully so. If I made an appointment with a girl and told her I'm a freak, I doubt she'd have any interest in seeing me, so why do girls think it's appealing when they say they're freaks?...actually maybe they are freaks if they think of themselves that way!

Amazing some of the terms girls use thinking it will lure guys to see them. Meganstouch that indy massage girl loves to say in her ad,
"We must act out passion before we can feel it (Jean-Paul Sartre)"
What the fuck does that mean and why would that make me horny to see her? It's like saying you have to touch me before I can feel it...well ya of course I don't feel anything with just air blowing on my dick!

 

[mmad]

Meganstouch that indy massage girl loves to say in her ad,

Easy now PM, she used to be my favourite before she decided to go apeshit with her prices !! She is a very nice woman, great to snuggle with and if you like them slim, she is hot !! But I don't care how good, hot or whatever, this guy ain't paying $240 for a 60 min massage with a hj.

 

[paul mott]

Yes I know you used to see her, but as you just said her rates are ridiculous and maybe my comment about her should be in the Reality Check Required thread. I believe that if it's your first time seeing her, it's a minimum 90 minutes for $300, as she says she prefers longer sessions to make a connection...reading poetry together...and you can't touch her either..LOL Too bad as every other way she's really nice and someone I'd see but not for a 90 min $300 hj. Obviously some guys are willing to pay that.

 

[Jingles]

She can't have many clients at those rates.

MT was interviewed on tv when she was an advocate for sex workers. Her real name is Emily Symmonds.

 

[paul mott]

I think she has a bf she lives with, so that likely is why, in part at least, why she's so restrictive.

 

[Eddie401]

Strangers calling me honey and babe, faked orgasms, "classy" anything and the worst...worst....worst of all....pretentious elite courtesan drivel especially if the lady in question is as dumb as a sack of potatoes. Women like Charlotte Edwards get on my last nerve. You couldn't pay me to fuck her.

 

[antoine]

Why is it that some girls call themselves "freaks"

I interpret it that they are ready and willing to do some weird stuff to get you off.

 

[paul mott]

Eddie I too agree with those that you say are elite, or upscale and have the ridiculous rates to go with their pompous attitude. They often are the ones who have a long list of expensive gifts or as they say wishlists, they hope you'll buy them, in addition to the high rate they already got from you. Small gifts are fine especially to girls who don't expect anything, and can pay dividends sometimes. In fact if anyone should be giving gifts it should be the girls giving to their clients, as a token of appreciation that you came to see them and bought their services.

If i go to a store and buy something, I wouldn't be expected to buy the clerk a gift, for the privilege of buying their products. The store should be giving me something as a token of thanks for coming to my store, and hope that you'll come again. In other words the gift giving is going the wrong way when it comes to working girls. Lastly, the ads that say they're college girls, in fact this month alone on CL and BP there are 17 girls using that term. Don't any of them go to university, or is it only Algonguin college. In reality who cares if they're college girls, which they're likely not anyway.