My Valentine Date

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I went and picked her up.....
She was cold at first, but when I started to
take things off, and I smiled at her.....
She looked up at me wanting me to eat her....

So I got the fork....and ate the Red Velvet Cheese Cake.....

I will pay for it at the gym.......:Crying/:

 

[Willy]

1500 calories to burn away Blissful.

 

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1500 calories to burn away Blissful.

OMG, really.....I did leave some crumbs .....I did not eat the whole thing..
Well I was crying over the song Sheik posted with Whitney Huston....
Now I am crying that I have to work out harder then I do now....:Crying/:

 

[papasmerf]

best to finish the cheese cake tonight and feel good for the exercise tomorrow.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Aparently if you masturbate you lose 250 calories each time leasantry:

 

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best to finish the cheese cake tonight and feel good for the exercise tomorrow.

:BigHug:

Aparently if you masturbate you lose 250 calories each time leasantry:

:BigHug:

Thank God, for Logical Thinkers.....

 

[Casa_Nova]

Aparently if you masturbate you lose 250 calories each time leasantry:

That's how I stay in shape...

 

[peace]

apparently its a myth. DOnt shoot the messenger. :biggrin2:

 

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That's how I stay in shape...

Who are you jerking off....or how many?

 

[Casa_Nova]

I told you the only one eye monster I touch is my own :NoNoNo:

 

[oldguyzer]

Aparently if you masturbate you lose 250 calories each time leasantry:

That explains my mysterious 10kg weight loss the last two weeks!

Seriously, jerking off does burn calories, but not that much!

 

[papasmerf]

That explains my mysterious 10kg weight loss the last two weeks!

Seriously, jerking off does burn calories, but not that much!

it might if you are pushing a 1 ton pick-up truck, uphill, at the same time

 

[oldguyzer]

it might if you are pushing a 1 ton pick-up truck, uphill, at the same time

Why bring my ex-wife into this, dammit? :whip:

 

[papasmerf]

Why bring my ex-wife into this, dammit? :whip:

during the witch burnings if she floated she was a witch.

Seems she keeps floating to the surface :biggrin2:

 

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there is a jerking off thread Leave now....or else.....:grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

I refuse to masturbate in the room you demand us too.

I will however continue to do so in your car every time you park it

 

[Shiek]

I think I found her date.......




But either way, the cheesecake sounds good to me too

 

[oldguyzer]

during the witch burnings if she floated she was a witch.

Seems she keeps floating to the surface :biggrin2:

Fat floats. :don'twantto-see:/

 

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When I am ready. I feel sorry for the woman I book.....:LMAO:

Cheese Cake was nicer...I like the really Dark, Dark Chocolates....
I already have given away the chocolates that I got.......