My wife woke me up by giving me a blow job and she swallowed it.

[DonCorleo]

First time in years. After the deed I asked her. What happened?

She said I had a dream that you left me!

How can I make those dreams occur again :biggrin2:

Carry on boys ;/Waving://

 

[TINY]

For free :biggrin2:

 

[McGuinty]

Does she allow two shots on goal?.

 

[God]

Nice :good:

 

[Virus]

Did you tip her?.

 

[oldguyzer]

Tell her you had a dream you left her because you only got a BJ once a year.

 

[Oilcan]

Did she want to hug afterwards?.

I hate that stuff.

 

[papasmerf]

I can see those sessions I had with her are working out for you :-Cool/"

 

[oldguyzer]

Guess she likes blueberry flavour :biggrin2:

 

[DonCorleo]

I can see those sessions I had with her are working out for you :-Cool/"

Yes she did tell me that your small penis just didn't do it for her.

 

[meist]

For free :biggrin2:

Probably for a new designer purse?! :shout:

 

[-b]

Are you sure she was not dreaming and woke up on your Penis.....:wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Yes she did tell me that your small penis just didn't do it for her.

:rofl!:

 

[Baz]

Doncorleo, please think of how your wife would feel if she happened across this forum and seen your post revealing her sexual triumphs and short-comings for all to see then comment on. Please take her feelings into account prior to posting, this alone will help your relationship in so many ways.

 

[Shiek]

Baz....... again...... dont pass judgement on others

 

[Baz]

Baz....... again...... dont pass judgement on others

How is this passing judgement. I'm giving him sound advice on how not to create havoc in one's relationship. You sir are the one passing your judgement on me! I have a right to my opinion just as you do sir, Doncorleo can do with my advice as he sees fit. He's an adult and does not need your protection from the oh so dangerous Brent!

 

[Casa_Nova]

Doncorleo, please think of how your wife would feel if she happened across this forum and seen your post revealing her sexual triumphs and short-comings for all to see then comment on. Please take her feelings into account prior to posting, this alone will help your relationship in so many ways.

He has bigger concerns to deal with if the wife comes across this forum and figures out who he is.

Btw, maybe it's the way you come across - but your "advice" just feels condescending.

 

[Baz]

He has bigger concerns to deal with if the wife comes across this forum and figures out who he is.

Btw, maybe it's the way you come across - but your "advice" just feels condescending.

I do apologize if it comes off condescending but I do not apologize for giving my opinion and some good food for thought. All you have to do is look to Facebook to see how many people lost jobs, spouses and friends just because of a post.

 

[Shiek]

Baz, you are a condescending fool at times..... Many of us here have told you this gently and not so gently....

You are on a review board that's purpose is to promote the adult entertainment industry. It is not a board to tell people what they are doing wrong in their lives which is what you have been doing since day one. Perhaps you have issues with what some members here do. But that is of their own choice and free will.

Remember not everything that is written here is the truth and only the truth, some of it is embellished, some of it is true.


So take a chill pill and stop passing judgement on what some people choose to do.

 

[oldguyzer]

I do apologize if it comes off condescending but I do not apologize for giving my opinion and some good food for thought. All you have to do is look to Facebook to see how many people lost jobs, spouses and friends just because of a post.