Names of funny sex acts or positions.

[McGuinty]

Dirty Sanchez.

When one partner inserts a finger into the anus of the other, pulls out fecal matter, and wipes it across the upper lip of the partner. This is said to make the partner look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

Next......

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[Cycleguy007]

Napoleon's Hat...

The man lies down on his back, a woman straddles him in CG position with his cock in her ass or pussy, and a second wowan straddles his face for DATY or DATO, facing the other women. The 2 women are then available for LFK/ DFK and a little breast fondling.

Not sure why it is called "Napoleon's Hat" which is what I suppose makes it funny. :???:

 

[DR. Love]

Russian Style...

Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive. :he:

 

[barbosa]

Brown Necktie

Brown Necktie

After performing anal sex on a woman, the partner rubs his penis between her breasts, leaving a brown stain. :gasp:

 

[Hardon1]

The hole in one.

Sticking his penis in his own anus. :gasp: :no:

 

[papasmerf]

Napoleon's Hat...

The man lies down on his back, a woman straddles him in CG position with his cock in her ass or pussy, and a second wowan straddles his face for DATY or DATO, facing the other women. The 2 women are then available for LFK/ DFK and a little breast fondling.

Not sure why it is called "Napoleon's Hat" which is what I suppose makes it funny. :???:

You say CG because you ride without a seat but still use the seat post? :na:

 

[Cycleguy007]

You say CG because you ride without a seat but still use the seat post? :na:

In this case, CG= cow girl, not Cycleguy... :shock:

Contrary to popular belief, I DO have a bike seat... but not nearly as special as yours:

[video=google;-1866519415485881613]https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1866519415485881613#[/video]

:gasp:

 

[papasmerf]

In this case, CG= cow girl, not Cycleguy... :shock:

Contrary to popular belief, I DO have a bike seat... but not nearly as special as yours:

[video=google;-1866519415485881613]https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1866519415485881613#[/video]

:gasp:

Not my seat...........I have not had a stingray since I was 12


BTW good answer

 

[blissful]

Dirty Sanchez.

When one partner inserts a finger into the anus of the other, pulls out fecal matter, and wipes it across the upper lip of the partner. This is said to make the partner look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

Next......

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I am glad I join this board, that disgusting.

 

[Bill The Pirate]

there are lots of these... go to urban dictionary and search almost any word and one will come up

 

[tboy]

the thing is, some of these names have pretty much ruined me. I mean, I was at a party the other day and someone's sister was getting married and she kept on and on about getting a pearl necklace for the wedding day....oh man I just about blew out a kidney trying NOT to say something lol.....Someone looked over at me turning red and said "what's wrong with you"?? I had to leave, go out on the deck for smoke cuz it was hurting.....lol.....

Then later on they were talking about deciding on venues and someone mentioned they were having the stag at "the Y" oh man, it was a rough night for me...seriously......lol....

 

[RAWD]

Newfoundland Lobster Trap

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.


...actually, it's kinda really hot. :tongue:

 

[Cycleguy007]

 

[Cycleguy007]

Dirty Sanchez.

When one partner inserts a finger into the anus of the other, pulls out fecal matter, and wipes it across the upper lip of the partner. This is said to make the partner look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

 

[Cycleguy007]

I read about a donkey punch once, but don't think I wanna see one or be part of one ever... :gasp:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

 

[train]

I read about a donkey punch once, but don't think I wanna see one or be part of one ever... :gasp:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

I actually rented the mainstream video Donkey Punch at Blockbuster's about 18 months ago. A B film at best, it was about a group sex thing on some massive yacht in the Mediterranean where one of the women gets killed by her sex partner after he performs the donkey punch. Turns into a slasher movie after that. I do NOT recommend.

 

[jiggyjiggy]

how about the The Flag Pole:

Woman lays on side

Man enters between her legs while remaining upright.

Woman sticks leg straight against his body/up into the air.

Man can hug the leg that's in the air and thrust while his legs are straddling the other leg.

Nicknamed flag pole for the ladies with the long legs.

 

[Bubba]

the thing is, some of these names have pretty much ruined me. I mean, I was at a party the other day and someone's sister was getting married and she kept on and on about getting a pearl necklace for the wedding day....oh man I just about blew out a kidney trying NOT to say something lol.....Someone looked over at me turning red and said "what's wrong with you"?? I had to leave, go out on the deck for smoke cuz it was hurting.....lol.....

Then later on they were talking about deciding on venues and someone mentioned they were having the stag at "the Y" oh man, it was a rough night for me...seriously......lol....

 

[tboy]

I actually rented the mainstream video Donkey Punch at Blockbuster's about 18 months ago. A B film at best, it was about a group sex thing on some massive yacht in the Mediterranean where one of the women gets killed by her sex partner after he performs the donkey punch. Turns into a slasher movie after that. I do NOT recommend.

I saw that movie too and was more interested in the yacht than what was going on to the characters lol.....that was a hellofa boat lemme tell you.....