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Not for the faint of heart: you know you have a pretty good cold when.....

tboy

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you cough into the sink and the phlegm ball hits the side of the bowl and bounces twice before coming to rest on the bottom.......

THEN simply running the faucet doesn't get rid of it, you actually have to PUSH it loose with your finger....


:bad:
 
How about you sneeze into your hand, and a snot attaches itself to the palm of your hand and hangs on until you lower your hand to your belly button.

(then you noisily slurp it up. True story. Watched it happen in grade 5. The teacher then went and barfed.)
 
Damn I should have eaten first, all of a sudden my chicken dinner doesn't look so appealing. YUK!
 
tboy said:
you cough into the sink and the phlegm ball hits the side of the bowl and bounces twice before coming to rest on the bottom.......

THEN simply running the faucet doesn't get rid of it, you actually have to PUSH it loose with your finger....


:bad:

Phew man go to bed. Have a cognac first and make it a double.
 
oh, I just want to add:

You know you have a good cold when: you didn't notice the rinsing didn't get it all off and now you have to use a scrubby to get it off lol......
 
naw, I just look that way when I have a cold heheheh
 
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