Not sure where to "File" this

[Cardinal Fang]

Yesterday I helped a women with a flat tire. It was in the parking lot of a grocery store and as I was going to my car I saw her stare down at her wheel and sigh. As I got in my car I took another look back and could see she was miffed. I then get out of my car and approach her asking if she needs help or wants me to call someone. She said no and that it was a good a time as any to learn how to change the tire herself. I asked again if she was sure she didn't want any help and this time she took me up on my offer.

As I'm changing her tire (not a euphemism) we were talking about this and that and how hot it was. Every now and then she would say things like "oh so that's what you're supposed to do." It was cute and annoying at the same time. :biggrin2: So I finish up and put everything back in her trunk (again NOT a euphemism) and turned to her and said with a straight face that will be $125.00. She looked at me somewhat puzzled until I smiled and then she broke in laughter. I told her to have a nice evening and as she thanked me profusely she did a quick scan of the parking lot to her sides and behind me. Then she lifted her blouse and flashed me. She had no bra on and her figure never gave me any indication she was hiding something interesting under there. I didn't now what to say so I just said....thank you? She laughed got in her car and drove away.

I get in my car wishing I would have said that will be $500.00. I've never been flashed before in public.

 

[Madman]

Really, she flashed at you? Did you toss and turn in your bed all night thinking you might have passed up on a opportunity for free sex?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

No I'm pretty sure there was no chance of that Madman. You see.....this woman had an actual pulse. Am pissed I didn't get a picture on my cell phone though. Seemed like a cool milf.:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Madman]

The fact she flashed means she was in a frisky mood. I'm going to Fortino's and deflating a few tires, thanks for the review!:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The fact she flashed means she was in a frisky mood. I'm going to Fortino's and deflating a few tires, thanks for the review!:biggrin2:

I beg to differ. I think certain women get off on making guys feel uncomfortable or embarrassed. It's that power thingy at play not necessarily that they are aroused.

 

[SillyGirl]

Jinkies, and you guys say we overanalyze things? She was just saying Thank You.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Jinkies, and you guys say we overanalyze things? She was just saying Thank You.

I'm obviously not thanked enough then.

 

[peace]

I concur. Too bad she didnt leave a number for you nor offer a drink. I don't understand the flashing part though....

 

[RAWD]

Nothing says thanks like boobies.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Nothing says thanks like boobies.

That is what the cops say every time I say thank you for not giving me a ticket. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Nothing says thanks like boobies.

I might be off the mark here and if I am please correct me but I believe nothing says thanks like a blow job.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

I might be off the mark here and if I am please correct me but I believe nothing says thanks like a blow job.

A BJ means Thank you VERY MUCH.

There is a difference.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

A BJ means Thank you VERY MUCH.

There is a difference.

There's also a difference in how "your welcome" is signified.

 

[RAWD]

So let me see if I got this right...

1. Flashing boobies - Thanks for changing my tire.

2. A Blowjob - Thanks for buying me dinner.

3. Sex - Thanks for buying me the surf and turf.

Close enough?

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

More like.....

1. Flashing boobies - Thanks

2. A Blowjob - Thank you very much

3. Sex - Ok, if it will make you shut up already.

Heheheheh Just jokes

 

[Cardinal Fang]

On second thought maybe changing her tire was a euphemism I was too stupid to understand.

 

[RAWD]

Did you really change her tire, or did you give 'er the LD??? :Youpig:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I really changed her tire. What can I say I'm a sucker for a women in distress or naked dancing around a brass plated metal pole. It's a curse.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Be happy that you helped out a hot milf.

Be happy that it wasn't a grandmother who had to lift up her skirt to show you her tits.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Jinkies, and you guys say we overanalyze things? She was just saying Thank You.

LOL just awesome SG!

Fang, incredibly hot...thanks for sharing