Made with Love

Nothing pisses me off more than...

Eddie401

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...women that use their sexuality to try and manipulate you like you're some kind of horny teenager. Be it wives, girlfriends, SPs or a women in line at a movie, nothing turns me off and makes my dick shrivel quicker than obviously faked attraction. It's insulting to my intelligence.

Just sayin....
 
I'm a shallow pig. I like all sorts of sexual attention. But after they make me cum my dick does shrivel and I tell them my penis was insulted. LOL
 
I hear you Eddie, it reminds me of the strippers trying to get you in the Champagne Room at the PM.
 
I have zero use for strippers. Dated a few back in the 80s and it was always a total fucking shit-show of them sucking my cock while trying to pick my pocket. Luckily I had no money back then. If you have money and date a stripper you won't have it for long. The only time I ever tasted another guy's cum was courtesy of a stripper I was dating. I always thought it would happen during my life more in a prison-rape scenario but nooooo stupid bitch of a stripper girlfriend greeted me at the door and DFK'd me 10 seconds after letting some 16 year old kid cum in her mouth. Thank God he wasn't a heavy coffee drinker. Still not cool.

Worst...girlfriend...ever. Still wake up screaming and spitting.

If I ever meet you guys, I'm gonna want a group hug for sharing that. Not gay.
 
Hopefully you won't meet us through a stripper guzzling our cum before you. :don'twantto-see:/
 
I used to like cum guzzling strippers but now???? Who am i kidding, I still love cum guzzling strippers as long as it's my cum they are guzzling.

Eddies sad tale reminds me of when my first wife and I were having issues. This is way back before my first SP. I was faithful to the core. My wife however, was not. I knew she had been screwing around yet was still trying to keep things together if for no other reason the my son. She had been out with her GF and she came home drunk and high. I was horny and in I went ... only to discover i wasn't the first guy in if you know what I mean. Sloppy seconds is not fun, my first and only experience. I got to sleep but I woke up shaking like a leaf and my head was hurting and my wife was screaming. Turns out I was thrashing from a nightmare induced by those sloppy seconds and shook so hard I fell out of bed and hit my head on a heating radiator. When I got my shit together I looked at my wife and said "it's over". And it was ..........

Now, back to cum guzzling strippers who are usually a lot more fun than my 1st wife :rofl!:
 
I'm still on my first wife, I only wish she would cheat on me. It would make her a nicer person, if she actually found someone she enjoyed sex with. But before you guys start getting ideas about volunteering with my Mrs., I'll let you know she's more moral than a nun!
 
skinflute said:
How do you like them apples?
Wish my wife would want to have sex with me just because we both want to have sex, instead of just to please me. We currently have neither. :rofl1::Crying/:
 
Hahaha, I saw that this morning and tried to reply on it "If he is not having sex with you, he is having it with someone else. (or will have)"

Reading the article, the issue is her ad her past.
 
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