Nude bites 2 police officers

[train]

Police in a town west of Toronto say the 25-year-old suspect was nude and two officers are nursing bite wounds to their forearms following a bizarre incident Wednesday morning.
Halton regional police say a "disoriented and confused" man dressed only in socks went to a home in Milton and entered when the elderly resident opened the door.
A neighbour saw the incident and called police who arrested the man when he came out of the house, wearing a housecoat given to him by the homeowner.

No wonder Madman hasn't posted today

 

[Madman]

I thought it was 2 pigs in a poke. I didn't mean to bite them but you know how Papa is always cooking bacon, IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!

 

[thesun]

No apple pie for you.

 

[Analme]

I thought it was 2 pigs in a poke. I didn't mean to bite them but you know how Papa is always cooking bacon, IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!

Sure blame it on the smerf!:biggrin2:

 

[Wanker]

I thought it was 2 pigs in a poke. I didn't mean to bite them but you know how Papa is always cooking bacon, IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!

I thought you are a vegetarian?.

 

[papasmerf]

I thought you are a vegetarian?.

more like a vegetable.

A beet to be exact

 

[McGuinty]

Rob Ford?.

 

[God]

How hungry was he?

 

[oldguyzer]

I think he was still looking for his boots. The report did say wearing only socks...

 

[papasmerf]

I think he was still looking for his boots. The report did say wearing only socks...

when he left earlier all he had on were socks
one on each ear

 

[HOF]

:no::no: