Nutella and my dick.

[Danolo]

So, I'm in the local grocery superstore, in the aisle for peanut butter, and I see this woman...

She's about 25, pretty, by herself. She's got a shopping cart with a bunch of things in it and i see her hoisting a big jar of Nutella into it.

She's wearing a sweatshirt, over nice large breasts... that college girl look, you know?

So, I ask her, "What do you do with this stuff?" , pointing at the Nutella...

She was a bit startled, but unafraid. She obviously knew my remark was a flirt, and she also knew I was pretty harmless.

She smiled and said, "On toast". I said, "Really? I've never tried it. Is it good?"

She laughed and said in a slightly French accent, "I put it on crepes."

I took a small jar and said, "Ok, I'll try it", and we went our separate ways.

So, I've eaten most of the jar of Nutella and have decided I won't buy anymore.

But I'll be watching for my French college girl...

 

[Madman]

Careful with Nutella, it's like eating a chocolate bar. Tasty but not good for you.

Sexually it would be amazing, especially if you can land the college girl, dip your dick in Nutella and watch her lick and suck it clean.

 

[Barbara]

Yummy, I love Nutella. I just love to dip a spoon in a jar of Peanut butter then straight into the Nutella jar and lick the spoon.....mmmm mm so yummy. I try not to keep it in the house so I avoid the temptation.

 

[Danolo]

Hmm. Madman's idea and Barbara's.... hmmmm

Actually, I'm not that fond of the Nutella... too sweet.. and pretty high in calories..100 calories in 19 gms..

Its just that French College girl led me astray...

I love flirting and chatting with women in the grocery store...

 

[Madman]

Danolo, I think I've just found Barbara and I'm officially outing her

 

[Danolo]

Good find!

Hey Barbara... I'll bring the peanut butter.... smooth of course...

 

[Barbara]

Good find!

Hey Barbara... I'll bring the peanut butter.... smooth of course...

I only like the smooth one and MM, that's not nice!

 

[Danolo]

Yes well. crunchy would be abrasive on skin...

 

[RAWD]

Nutella and Wonderbread. That's the goods.

 

[Danolo]

There's a place in Windsor that makes the old fashioned wood fired, brick over pizza... and I saw him one day spreading nutella on a pizza...

YUCK!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I can't keep Nutella in the house either. I'll go through it in a week once I remember it's there. In the past Ive gotten the tiniest bottle and put it on the top shelf. Nope, still not enough of a deterrent.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

There's a place in Windsor that makes the old fashioned wood fired, brick over pizza... and I saw him one day spreading nutella on a pizza...

YUCK!

NO NO NO!

I've seen this before and a friend of mine served it to me. It's a white pizza with nutella spread on it. He cooked the crust on a bbq until it because nice and chewy. Took it off spread nutella one half and nutella and strawberries on the other have. It's a desert pizza and it's to die for.

I can't keep Nutella in the house either. I'll go through it in a week once I remember it's there. In the past Ive gotten the tiniest bottle and put it on the top shelf. Nope, still not enough of a deterrent.

No word of a lie.

My immigrant parents never bough us any Popsicles. They thought it was stupid and a waste of money. So I get the idea of taking spoons, scooping out nutella and placing them into our freezer to harden. After about an hour we had our very own fudgsicle. I got pretty good at it and always managed to hide it in the back of our freezer behind some frozen meats. That was until my mother discovered them and all hell broke loose. Hell felt pretty bad once it made contact with the seat of your pants.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Hell felt pretty bad once it made contact with the seat of your pants.

:rofl!:

 

[HOF]

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[Robintheboywonder]

One thing that should be known about Nutella.

Never ever EVER buy the no name brand of Nutella.

One question for Barbara, is the Melanie or YOU??

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I can't believe HOF went there. :shout:

 

[Guy]

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That is so gross.

 

[Raiden]

That is so gross.

Banana dipped in Nutella is delicious, not bad in peanut butter either.

 

[Danolo]

My small jar of Nutella is just about empty. I've enjoyed it, but, its not really good for my new diet program...I don't plan to buy more.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Your talents are better suited to calorie-free licking anyhow, Danolo lol