Octopus Eats Aquarium Employee's Penis During Sex

[Candyman]

No, it wasn't me.

 

[Poroit]

:SayWhat?:

 

[Admiral]

There goes his future children.

 

[The Voice]

I feel bad for the octopus.

 

[Leo]

I feel bad for the octopus.

Not the guy without a dick now :unknw:

 

[George Costanza]

Bet ya he won't be eating calamari for a while.

 

[nntsci]

Wow... what a stupid thing to do... apparently didn't know about the octopus's teeth... how did the man think it eats crabs and other crustaceans... LOL. I do believe they also inject paralysing poison... which is probably partially why he was unconscious.

 

[Beef Jerky]

Bet ya he won't be eating calamari for a while.

I like mine fried.

 

[papasmerf]

I wonder what else he has on his bucket list

 

[Noobhere]

Some prefer chicken.

 

[Guest]

i dont have a dick and i feel pain reading that jesus

 

[Senor Gomes]

Caramba Damn-Not too smartDamn-Not too smartDamn-Not too smartDamn-Not too smart

 

[Peter Baires]

i dont have a dick and i feel pain reading that jesus

Now you know what to do with Muckin’s little prick if he doesn’t behave :biggrin2:

 

[Guest]

Now you know what to do with Muckin’s little prick if he doesn’t behave :biggrin2:

if he sticks it in someone else then I will help him stick it in an octopus lmaoo

 

[The Voice]

if he sticks it in someone else then I will help him stick it in an octopus lmaoo

That can be a new fantasy role play for the two of you. Ask him innocently while you are working him over, and if you dont like the answer, then out find the teeth! :don'twantto-see:/

 

[Coke]

Doing a vacuum cleaner was as far as I went. Never had a second date.

 

[nntsci]

How desperate do you have to be to look at an octopus and think......"yeah, there's something I can stick my dick in!"

Dude, just go home and jerk off to porn.

I'd recommend a prostitute but with the laws in the US being so contrary to the sex trade, that might be just as dangerous as sticking your dick in a cephalopod.



(This is a dig at how laws can drive what should be a nice trade of cash for consensual activity into the shadows where things can become dangerous for all involved, not a dig on prostitution or SPs. It's sad that I have to put this here but I know there are some who just have to look for offense in everything)

LOL... a great disclaimer, lol... well put... and I agree, 100% on that.

 

[Guest]

LOL... a great disclaimer, lol... well put... and I agree, 100% on that.

+1:rofl!:

 

[Madman]

+1:rofl!:

Poor dickless mucky

 

[Jessica Rain]

We can't even stop sexual assault on humans, now we have to fight it happening on sea creatures???

I have no sympathy for this idiot and hopefully, he can't reproduce after this.