Odd Fantasies. Don't Be Shy. Discuss.

[TROOPS]

Pretty much i've fullfilled most of my fantasies. Only a few thing i haven't fulfilled.

1) taking a dump on the toilet and have a chick blow me. I just think it would feel so good pushing out a log while a chick is sucking on your knob.
I wonder if theres any sp's that would fulfill Troops' odd fantasy.:biggrin2:

2) Another odd fantasy of mine is to bang my sexy aunt who is only 12 yrs older than me. Hot and sexy as fuck. i've sniffed her panties on occasion.

3) I've also fantasized about tying up and blindfolding a gf and my friend ties up and blindfolds his gf in separate rooms, while my friend and i swap rooms and banging them without them knowing.

So what are your odd fantasies?

 

[Wise Guy]

None come as close and perverted as yours.

You sick fuck :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

1. Sisters....twins or otherwise.
2. An incredibly flexible woman to be point of being a contortionist.
3. Amish Midget.

 

[TROOPS]

1. Sisters....twins or otherwise.
2. An incredibly flexible woman to be point of being a contortionist.
3. Amish Midget.

How about goobers mom?............oh ya thats right, you already banged her.:biggrin2:

 

[TROOPS]

None come as close and perverted as yours.

You sick fuck :biggrin2:

Best compliment.........thanks man.:biggrin2:

In the words of lady gaga................i was born this way. Probably why the orphanage track down my parents to take me back.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Mary Lou Retton on Mondays and Wednesdays
Olga Korbut on Tuesdays and Fridays
Nadia Comaneci on Thursdays and Saturdays.

Repeat it every week for a year.

Sundays I must watch my sports.

 

[oldguyzer]

1. Sisters....twins or otherwise.
2. An incredibly flexible woman to be point of being a contortionist.
3. Amish Midget.

Did (1). Almost (2) with an amateur gymnast. (3) I'll skip...but go ahead!

 

[Boing]

Won't tell you cause you may hold it against me one day.

 

[-b]

All of Muse.....:blush2:

I have a Fantasy of a Certain Indy ...She is tall and Beautiful....taking
her to the Ballet, she is dress to kill ....during intermission I take her to a
Private Room.....where I taste a sample of what to come...:blush2:

There is one woman I like at the gym to do...in the sauna :blush2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Did (1). Almost (2) with an amateur gymnast. (3) I'll skip...but go ahead!

I hate you.

I had originally purchased a blonde wig for Amy to use in our second encounter. I wanted her to wear it, then ride me for five minutes and answer to Helen. Then I wanted her to jump off run to the bathroom, take it off and comeback as Amy and ride me for another 5 minutes. I figured if she was good enough through the transitions I wouldn't be able to spot the difference and I would think I was having sex with sisters.

But when I explained this full proof plan to Amy I got the strangest look. You know that kind of look you get just before something bad happens to you? Like being cock-punched?

 

[oldguyzer]

I hate you.

I had originally purchased a blonde wig for Amy to use in our second encounter. I wanted her to wear it, then ride me for five minutes and answer to Helen. Then I wanted her to jump off run to the bathroom, take it off and comeback as Amy and ride me for another 5 minutes. I figured if she was good enough through the transitions I wouldn't be able to spot the difference and I would think I was having sex with sisters.

But when I explained this full proof plan to Amy I got the strangest look. You know that kind of look you get just before something bad happens to you? Like being cock-punched?

I hear both HOF and Madman have blonde wigs....maybe they will help you out.....


FWIW, the twins experience was not nearly as good as I hoped it would be. I saw them for about eight months, but it just wasn't great.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

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FWIW, the twins experience was not nearly as good as I hoped it would be. I saw them for about eight months, but it just wasn't great.

I wish I could find out it wasn't that great for myself. :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I wish I could find out it wasn't that great for myself. :biggrin2:

The ladies I met with were not in the business, but two amazing blonde French-Canadian ladies I met through acquaintances. We knew each other for a couple of years before it went to another level, and curiously one of the ladies was far more attractive to me than the other (they were identical twins, so the difference was attitude, not looks). The "playing doctor" part lasted eight months or so, and while fun, never quite lived up to the expectations others had of the trio. Interestingly, I think that put me off menage a trois for life!

There used to be twins in the business in Ottawa a decade or two ago, and a friend visited them and had a great time. I haven't seen twins in the business since then, but there are a few sister duos out there. Try the experience...it may (or may not) be all you hope for!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

There used to be twins in the business in Ottawa a decade or two ago, and a friend visited them and had a great time. I haven't seen twins in the business since then, but there are a few sister duos out there. Try the experience...it may (or may not) be all you hope for!

Easier said then done. Very hard to find in this area. Makes looking for an Amish Midget SOOOO much easier.

 

[Shiek]

Here Fang, this will help you get started....

 

[RAWD]

Here Fang, this will help you get started....

Why is that guy fucking Danny Devito in a wig?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

ew

 

[Shiek]

Alright..... try this one for size then Fang https://www.cliphunter.com/w/917426/Bridget_The_Midget_In_A_Suitcase

 

[Madman]

Sheik you should be banned for that first pic, I spit out my cold coffee! The second midget in the suitcase is a hell of an idea!

Oldguyzer, did you steal my blonde wig? I can't find it anywhere and HOF and I are going out on the town tonight!!!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Alright..... try this one for size then Fang https://www.cliphunter.com/w/917426/Bridget_The_Midget_In_A_Suitcase

You guys really want to kill my fantasy don't you? You bunch of rat bastards! :biggrin2: