Oh Yea Right!!!

[Grefin]

We all hear funny pink lies from SPs/MPs/SO/GF/BF.... that makes us say Yea right!
Like last week one SP told me " you are my favorite client " that makes me laugh all the time..

What are the pink lies you have heard that makes say yea right!?

 

[randygirl]

Maybe you ARE her favorite client?

I know that a lot of SPs say things that are less than truthful in order too boost guys egos. But it's too bad when guys are dubious when an SP says such a thing. Maybe, just maybe, you are her favorite client? Hmmm?

I have said it before, and here it is again: If it isn't the truth, I don't bother to say it. (Now, if anyone meets me and I'm particularly quiet during a session, you know it's because I think you're a douche.)

 

[randygirl]

I am exactly ONE HOUR AWAY.

lmfao

But wasn't that the truth, oddball?

 

[Auggie]

We all hear funny pink lies from SPs/MPs/SO/GF/BF.... that makes us say Yea right!
Like last week one SP told me " you are my favorite client " that makes me laugh all the time..

What are the pink lies you have heard that makes say yea right!?

At that moment you ARE often her favourite. I fall in love a bit with every woman I've just been intimate with and I'm sure they often feel a closeness at that at that time as well.

I often hear them say they love my big cock, even if I know it's average sized I like the ego boost. The whole act is a fantasy for me, why shouldn't I get my moneys worth? :mrgreen:

 

[amber-jade]

i am incapable of lying...

it really is the most beautiful penis i have ever scene

 

[x t c]

'you're so big' - yea right I wish

 

[Albino]

You are built like a Greek God, yeah a 60 year old one!

 

[RayFinkel]

You are built like a Greek God, yeah a 60 year old one!

I used to look like a Greek God.


Now I look like a god damn Greek.

 

[HOF]

I didn't like it my ass! Sure you didn't!

 

[the dharma]

you're so hot........yeah right, I'm soooooo not

 

[Harmless]

You made me come 3 times...... oh

 

[ChaosTheory]

You are my all time favorite

you made me cum 5 times

 

[Iambad]

You are my all time favorite

you made me cum 5 times

You lying to yourself dude?.

 

[ChaosTheory]

You lying to yourself dude?.

hey, don't shoot the messenger. lol
I am just a victim...

I am sure everyone hears this though as all the others in this thread..i head those also, as the the subject of the thread dictates.

 

[Beenthere123]

You have nice eyes.

 

[Cycleguy007]

So last night, when Mrs. CG was screaming uncontrollably and I was trying to shush her so the kids wouldn't wake up and then afterwords exclaimed "I couldn't help it... OH MY GOD! I've never come 4 times that close together before!!!"

She was faking?

(The embarrassing part was the next morning, my 16 yr old son tells me, "Ummm dad, can you and mom try and keep it down a bit when you're playing in bed? Mom screams awfully loud!" :shock

 

[JackassJack]

You should be a pornstar ( Yea Right!! holding a towel?????? )

 

[SiNbaD]

You are very handsome :neutral: