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but she's holding back the juicy tidbits. She's making my balls blue the big boot wearing tease!!

Get out I am trying to pee standing up Damn It....
Now look I have pee all over the seat.....:grrrrrr:
Go say SG I am not asking you to tell me....but I am ordering you to tell me...
Go on.....What a pussy.......

 

[Madman]

Get out I am trying to pee standing up Damn It....
Now look I have pee all over the seat.....:grrrrrr:
Go say SG I am not asking you to tell me....but I am ordering you to tell me...
Go on.....What a pussy.......

Sprinkling on the toilet seat is a right of passage for males. WELCOME ABOARD, now you will need to practice holding the tv remote on your stomach as you lay back on the sofa. It must remain balanced on your stomach as you reach down and adjust your nut sack. GO ahead try it!

SG's gone to bed and closed the door with a dead bolt. I CAN'T GET IN!

You think she will mind if I try on her fuck boots??:Youpig:

 

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Sprinkling on the toilet seat is a right of passage for males. WELCOME ABOARD, now you will need to practice holding the tv remote on your stomach as you lay back on the sofa. It must remain balanced on your stomach as you reach down and adjust your nut sack. GO ahead try it!

SG's gone to bed and closed the door with a dead bolt. I CAN'T GET IN!

You think she will mind if I try on her fuck boots??:Youpig:

Do the keyhole....Or better yet Say Your Prays......

 

[Madman]

Do the keyhole....Or better yet Say Your Prays......

I'm watching SillyG through the keyhole. She's curled up spooning her pillow and sucking on her thumb.

 

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I'm watching SillyG through the keyhole. She's curled up spooning her pillow and sucking on her thumb.

Guess she is practicing.......Where the Hell do you have Reverse Locked Up......
I am missing her....:Crying/: Do guys sit naked in front of their computers.....

 

[Madman]

Guess she is practicing.......Where the Hell do you have Reverse Locked Up......
I am missing her....:Crying/: Do guys sit naked in front of their computers.....

Reverse is under my chair inspecting my ass and yes of course we sit naked or just underwear on. One never knows when we need to pull out Johnny!

 

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So now you are saying you have a BF named Johnny....
What does he do....is he on here too...
Do you practice safe sex with him.....

 

[Madman]

So now you are saying you have a BF named Johnny....
What does he do....is he on here too...
Do you practice safe sex with him.....

Johnny is not a person, it's a pecker. Johnny the pecker, don't you call yours anything. I think you should call yours Matilda, yes Matilda suits your crotch. Now sit down, spread your legs, LOOK at your vagina right in the middle eye and say HELLO Matilda then hold your breath til you get a reply back. OK go ahead give it a try.

 

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:LMAO:

Ok Johnny is your Pecker...so who is your BF and what his name...
Who is on top......Do you guys share clothes......Jewelry......etc