Only the Best Chuck Norris Jokes

[demien3k5]

Post the funniest Chuck Norris jokes here...one per day, per member should keep the thread going for an extended laugh....


"Chuck Norris invented Chuck Norris jokes, but he never submitted any because Chuck Norris submits to no one." :LMAO:

 

[Prick]

Why bother?. You can Google it yourself.

 

[demien3k5]

Why bother?. You can Google it yourself.

 

[Willy]

 

[demien3k5]

"While other children were outside playing in the sand, Chuck Norris was playing in concrete." :rofl!:

 

[God]

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.




A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.




Violence is my last option.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

 

[Fuj]

Have you ever seen his wife?


Hott.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Joe Pesci shines Chuck Norris' boots with his tongue.

 

[papasmerf]

Chuck has beers with Papa

 

[demien3k5]

"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain.......................................................the cobra died."

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I'm coming back in the next life as that finger!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

:YMPARTY:

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

 

[demien3k5]

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

 

[demien3k5]

'When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.'

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Chuck Norris pisses Pabst Blue Ribbon.

 

[demien3k5]

'Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, because Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.'

 

[DILLIGAF]

Chuck Norris eats nails and shits rust

DILLIGAF

 

[demien3k5]

"When the Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, he turns into Fugge!" :LMAO:


(Then he starts some shit and walks around his house armed all night 'cause he's too stupid to be afraid of anyone.)

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Mickey Mouse has Chuck Norris' face on his watch.