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[Bill The Pirate]

This guy says to his bubby… oh my god, you wouldn’t believe what I just did. I am so embarrassed. I went to the window to buy a train ticket and the woman behing the counter had spectacular breasts. When she looked up I said “ Hi could I get two pickets to tittsburg please”. I can’t believe I could miss speak like that.

His buddy says oh that’s nothing I do things like that all the time.. The other day at breakfast I meant to say “ honey could you pass the milk please” but when I opened my mouth what actually came out was …


“you f&#*ing bitch, you’ve ruined my life.”

 

[moran]

Good joke but I think you should post it (them) in your last joke thread.