Out of toilet paper. What do?.

[God]

 

[Loophole]

Holy crap.

 

[ROBERTSON]

Ask the socialists in Venezuela what to do.

They are experts at putting up with shit.

 

[Dier]

Shit out of luck.

 

[DigglerII]

Lady, be lucky it isn't food.

 

[Johnthejon]

It was bad years ago with short demand on goods, not just toilet paper. Those were the bad old days.

 

[Admiral]

There is always used newspapers you can use instead.