oldguyzer
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This place is on the main drag through "downtown" Bells Corners behind the Harvey's. Walked in about 8PM, and the girl behind the desk asked what I was there for. "Massage". Oh, OK. (duh!) No lineup, just one girl comes up and leads me back to a room. Clean enough, with a massage table. Shower in the corner. She disappears and I get comfy on the table. She returns, asks what I want, I say a one hour hard massage, and starts a pretty light rub, even though I asked for hard. Pressure increases such as small amount when I ask for harder still that it was barely noticable. She's about 26, wearing a white lab coat (!) hiding her figure. A chat about this and that, she's from Ottawa, lived there her whole life, left school and now is a "massage specialist".
The random poking on the back finishes after ten minutes and I'm asked to turn over. Light poking on the chest and leg and she asks what I want. Discuss options, which are basically a HJ with her either clothed, topless, or naked. Nothing else on offer. She tells me not to say anything to anyone else in the place as "we don't do this sort of thing here usually". I go for the naked, which reveals a body underneath the lab coat that had no curves, just a little chubby belly and floppy boobs. Disappointed, but what the heck. Lights go down a little and I hear the sounds of rubber gloves (a sound I know well!). What the....?
She says she has a cut on her hand and wants to avoid any infections. Grabs a bottle of lube and one handed starts the most unenthusiastic rubbing I've ever experienced (OK, maybe she learned from my ex-wife...). "Are you ready yet" after one minute. "No...you just started...and it's pretty mechanical". Motion increases but still is boring. "You ready yet?" continue this for about three minutes to her saying "Guess you're not ready today" and without asking she gives up, washes her hands and gets dressed. Rather than fight with her about either the service or the fact only 25 minutes have gone by of my hour, I just give up, pay her (no tip) and get out of the place.
Total waste of time, nothing good to say about the massage, the girl, or the extras. Will not be going back. Disappointment in Bell's Corners, for sure. Next time, back to Angel's Touch.
I should have just gone to the Harveys instead and eaten $200 worth of burgers. Would have had more fun.
The random poking on the back finishes after ten minutes and I'm asked to turn over. Light poking on the chest and leg and she asks what I want. Discuss options, which are basically a HJ with her either clothed, topless, or naked. Nothing else on offer. She tells me not to say anything to anyone else in the place as "we don't do this sort of thing here usually". I go for the naked, which reveals a body underneath the lab coat that had no curves, just a little chubby belly and floppy boobs. Disappointed, but what the heck. Lights go down a little and I hear the sounds of rubber gloves (a sound I know well!). What the....?
She says she has a cut on her hand and wants to avoid any infections. Grabs a bottle of lube and one handed starts the most unenthusiastic rubbing I've ever experienced (OK, maybe she learned from my ex-wife...). "Are you ready yet" after one minute. "No...you just started...and it's pretty mechanical". Motion increases but still is boring. "You ready yet?" continue this for about three minutes to her saying "Guess you're not ready today" and without asking she gives up, washes her hands and gets dressed. Rather than fight with her about either the service or the fact only 25 minutes have gone by of my hour, I just give up, pay her (no tip) and get out of the place.
Total waste of time, nothing good to say about the massage, the girl, or the extras. Will not be going back. Disappointment in Bell's Corners, for sure. Next time, back to Angel's Touch.
I should have just gone to the Harveys instead and eaten $200 worth of burgers. Would have had more fun.
