Saw Parker from Cupids and, as I write this review, she’s still outside the gates of the mansion singing the Kinks’ ‘You Really Got Me’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvyDWGF290M It would be great if one of you dudes brought her some water or something, it’s been days.
In my review of Parker reviews, one thing that stood out was consistently good opinions on service. I’m happy to report Parker thought highly of Brad's service. Oops, I mean I’m happy to report Parker rocked the mansion in terms of service. Parker didn’t seem to mind kissing (heh its Brad Pitt, but anyway), her BBBJ was a great combo of mouth and hand action, the sex was hot (more on such below), and she gives lots of indications of being into the action. For all you perverts who love the nitty gritty details, well Brad Pitt is a gentleman and does not kiss and tell. But DATY/digits is not kissing, so I can say she was very responsive. Indeed, so responsive she shook and bucked with an O. Of course, there are other ways to explain that O other than she liked Brad’s oral abilities. Maybe she hates Brad and was trying to kind of vagina-butt me (similar to a head-butt, yet performed with the vagina)? Anyway, CG/Mish/CG/Doggie/Mish followed, and none of them are kissing either, so I can tell about them too. I’m such a gentleman. They all rocked. There was some shaking in CG too, which could be Parker is a better actor than Brad? Or, maybe Parker liked CG with Brad enough to O? Or, Parker thinks Brad is ugly and smelly and was writhing in agony (ick, Brad, why me why me???)? Oh yeah, I should not forget to add that Parker made lots of eye contact in DATY, which was really really hot. Parker is also wildly perceptive, noticing the very, very large mirror in the room. This prompted doggie, with Parker looking back at me in the mirror, as I alternated slow and hard doggie. During the ‘how much for that doggie in the mirror’ section of the session, it was a hot scene of Parker eying me intently, moaning and offering dirty-talk compliments, while throwing her hair around, like one of those hair shampoo commercials. That’s probably why Brad’s been getting a boner when Brad reaches for the shampoo. Finish was in Mish, Parker wrapped around Brad, tongues locked . . . oops, I just kissed and told. Sorry Parker.
Brad has saved the best for last. Now clearly my reviews make fun of myself. But humor aside for just a moment. While of course looks are subjective, I must say I think Parker is phenomenally beautiful. She was cute as a button prancing through the mansion’s front door, her hair pulled back in a bun kind of thing, and then we grabbed a drink and settled in for some chit chat. About 5-10 mins later she removes this concealed weapon thing from her hair, which was holding back the bun, and let her hair down. It was like a scene from Rapunzel, though hopefully it won’t end with me wondering blind around a fucking forest after the witch learns I like Parker/Rapunzel. Anyway, wow! Parker is really quite beautiful. When the undressing part arrived, well apart from how smitten she was with Brad Pitt (of course…), Parker also has a lovely slim body with a fantastic grabbable, slappable ass, which I dully grabbed and (gently) slapped at all opportunities. Also, Parker is an interesting mix: mature and intellectually interesting plus giggly. Brad likes Parker, OK. There, I said it. She probably thought Brad was a doofus, but therein lays one of the few advantages of being a self-centred bastard.
It’s all summed up by the Kinks: (Brad sings to Parker) “Yeah, you really got me now, you got me so I don’t know what I’m doing . . . You really got me, you really got me . . . (oh no…)”.
Repeat?: well, there’s the dilemma. Should Brad repeat because Brad really digs Parker, or is really digging Parker a reason for commitment-phobe Brad to stay away?
Hobby away and tell people about it.
PS: I had to fiddle around making trouble in the Lobby to boost my post-count, so this review could be, very appropriately, my 69th post.
In my review of Parker reviews, one thing that stood out was consistently good opinions on service. I’m happy to report Parker thought highly of Brad's service. Oops, I mean I’m happy to report Parker rocked the mansion in terms of service. Parker didn’t seem to mind kissing (heh its Brad Pitt, but anyway), her BBBJ was a great combo of mouth and hand action, the sex was hot (more on such below), and she gives lots of indications of being into the action. For all you perverts who love the nitty gritty details, well Brad Pitt is a gentleman and does not kiss and tell. But DATY/digits is not kissing, so I can say she was very responsive. Indeed, so responsive she shook and bucked with an O. Of course, there are other ways to explain that O other than she liked Brad’s oral abilities. Maybe she hates Brad and was trying to kind of vagina-butt me (similar to a head-butt, yet performed with the vagina)? Anyway, CG/Mish/CG/Doggie/Mish followed, and none of them are kissing either, so I can tell about them too. I’m such a gentleman. They all rocked. There was some shaking in CG too, which could be Parker is a better actor than Brad? Or, maybe Parker liked CG with Brad enough to O? Or, Parker thinks Brad is ugly and smelly and was writhing in agony (ick, Brad, why me why me???)? Oh yeah, I should not forget to add that Parker made lots of eye contact in DATY, which was really really hot. Parker is also wildly perceptive, noticing the very, very large mirror in the room. This prompted doggie, with Parker looking back at me in the mirror, as I alternated slow and hard doggie. During the ‘how much for that doggie in the mirror’ section of the session, it was a hot scene of Parker eying me intently, moaning and offering dirty-talk compliments, while throwing her hair around, like one of those hair shampoo commercials. That’s probably why Brad’s been getting a boner when Brad reaches for the shampoo. Finish was in Mish, Parker wrapped around Brad, tongues locked . . . oops, I just kissed and told. Sorry Parker.
Brad has saved the best for last. Now clearly my reviews make fun of myself. But humor aside for just a moment. While of course looks are subjective, I must say I think Parker is phenomenally beautiful. She was cute as a button prancing through the mansion’s front door, her hair pulled back in a bun kind of thing, and then we grabbed a drink and settled in for some chit chat. About 5-10 mins later she removes this concealed weapon thing from her hair, which was holding back the bun, and let her hair down. It was like a scene from Rapunzel, though hopefully it won’t end with me wondering blind around a fucking forest after the witch learns I like Parker/Rapunzel. Anyway, wow! Parker is really quite beautiful. When the undressing part arrived, well apart from how smitten she was with Brad Pitt (of course…), Parker also has a lovely slim body with a fantastic grabbable, slappable ass, which I dully grabbed and (gently) slapped at all opportunities. Also, Parker is an interesting mix: mature and intellectually interesting plus giggly. Brad likes Parker, OK. There, I said it. She probably thought Brad was a doofus, but therein lays one of the few advantages of being a self-centred bastard.
It’s all summed up by the Kinks: (Brad sings to Parker) “Yeah, you really got me now, you got me so I don’t know what I’m doing . . . You really got me, you really got me . . . (oh no…)”.
Repeat?: well, there’s the dilemma. Should Brad repeat because Brad really digs Parker, or is really digging Parker a reason for commitment-phobe Brad to stay away?
Hobby away and tell people about it.
PS: I had to fiddle around making trouble in the Lobby to boost my post-count, so this review could be, very appropriately, my 69th post.
Dude you are quite the entertainer. :great:
