People with no sense of humor.

[Tyrell]

My rant. Do you guys know any like him?.

How do you make it through the day?. You take everything literally, let obvious jokes fly over your head and you are an all around douche. Lighten the hell up and enjoy life. Watch a coyote/roadrunner cartoon or something. Wait, scratch that, you'll probably piss and moan about the ACME coorporation. better yet, just fuck off.









No, I can't tell him to his face because he is my boss. But I feel better now.

 

[Butch]

You talking about my Dad :frown:

 

[BlueBalls]

Put ink on his coffee one day. That will show him :intello:

 

[Bubba]

I hate those dudes.

 

[-b]

Give him a bj in the board room.:666: That should relax him or get him an escort sent to his office....there are a few who would do it......slip him some pills to make him happy...arty:......

 

[Pullmyfinger]

Maybe he is impotent.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

If he thinks he's impotent then he'll insist that everyone take him seriously.
If you are impotent then you want everyone to know that you are impotent and that everything you say is impotent.

 

[a 1 player]

I know a few, we don't get along so well.

 

[FUKUMAN]

I know a few, we don't get along so well.

I guess you don't send them Christmas cards.

 

[a 1 player]

I guess you don't send them Christmas cards.

I do, and purposely make sure they have the wrong religion on them. The Jewish man gets a Christmas card and the christian woman gets one for Kwanza.

 

[FUKUMAN]

I do, and purposely make sure they have the wrong religion on them. The Jewish man gets a Christmas card and the christian woman gets one for Kwanza.

Touche :great:

 

[tboy]

If he thinks he's impotent then he'll insist that everyone take him seriously.
If you are impotent then you want everyone to know that you are impotent and that everything you say is impotent.

Jus't remember: ifn youse gonna BE impotent you'd better DRESS impotent!!!

 

[tboy]

My rant. Do you guys know any like him?.

How do you make it through the day?. You take everything literally, let obvious jokes fly over your head and you are an all around douche. Lighten the hell up and enjoy life. Watch a coyote/roadrunner cartoon or something. Wait, scratch that, you'll probably piss and moan about the ACME coorporation. better yet, just fuck off.

No, I can't tell him to his face because he is my boss. But I feel better now.

WHat I don't like is when someone doesn't appreciate MY humor....for eg: I've been banned from posting on some peopl'es facebook walls because they didn't appreciate my funny posts. Their wall was full of people drinking, what they made for dinner, their feet, and one time, a pic of herself (she was really cute) I posted "you're cuter n a duck wearing a hat" blocked......lol.....

Another posted "wowzers" and one other guy wrote "what's wowzers"? I posted, I dunno either, must be chickspeak or something...well let me tell you, talk about going ballistic, holy crap, she postively flipped out on me......

Then another was posting in a relationship, single again, in a relationship, single again, almost bi weekly. I posted "you change relationships more often than I change my boxers..." OMFG not only did she freak out on my ass but got a couple of her male friends to freak out on me too......

 

[Madman]

Wow, tboy you sure know how to excite the ladies. Don't feel bad, my girlfriend broke up with me last week. She pissed in my Scope bottle before she stormed out. Luckily I noticed the green had a funny looking tinge too it. HA HA HA HA !!!! bitch:grrrrrr:

 

[tboy]

Wow, tboy you sure know how to excite the ladies. Don't feel bad, my girlfriend broke up with me last week. She pissed in my Scope bottle before she stormed out. Luckily I noticed the green had a funny looking tinge too it. HA HA HA HA !!!! bitch:grrrrrr:

lol, would have been funny watching her try to pee into the bottle lol....

I had a couple of GFs who, when they were taking a steaming hot shower, I'd toss a glass of cold water over the shower rod......(then run like hell). Then I got them: I'd throw a glass of WARM water over the rod and they'd STILL scream.....that pissed them off more heheheh

 

[DrPhil]

Have you tried offering him a joint.

 

[Chloe Croft]

Yeah, I've known people like that. It's irritating.

 

[a 1 player]

WHat I don't like is when someone doesn't appreciate MY humor....for eg: I've been banned from posting on some peopl'es facebook walls because they didn't appreciate my funny posts.

Know the feeling all too well.

 

[Boing]

People with no sense of humor = Weak people.

 

[Stubby]

The irony is that they believe they are happy and those around them.