Pick up lines for Women...

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Well just thought it would be fun.....see if you guys like
the pick up lines or you can put ones that would be a sure way
of a woman picking you up....

• "You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, Black and Strong." (This is my favorite one, after all, who doesn't want a TDH (tall, dark, handsome) guy.)
• "Don't be so picky... I wasn't!" (Ouch!)
• "That's a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?" (This is a unisex one, use it as you may.)
• "Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better."
• (Are you looking for some way to get closer? Well, reach for the back of his shirt and check out his shirt label). "Just what I thought, made in heaven."
• "You're the hottest thing since sunburns." (Use it on the right 'really hot' guy.)
• "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers." (Solemn expression please. Don't laugh, this is not a funny pick up line to use on guys.)
• "Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you're hot." (Girls, please, be a little selective, use only if he's really hot. If you're blinded, take a friend's neutral opinion first.)
• "I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?" (If he doesn't get it, not worth the trouble, lady.)
• "I read palms. It says you're gonna call me soon." (Don't grab his palm like it's your only lifeline. Be gentle, not all men like aggressive females.)

 

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• "You've been a bad boy! Now go to 'my' room." (Be stern and matter-of-fact when you deliver this, otherwise it loses impact.)
• "Let's go behind that rock and get a little bo(u)lder." (Make sure there is a rock around. You don't want to waste an opportunity in case he agrees with the proposition.)
• "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?" (This is just a pick up line, your teddy bear is not a substitutable, is it?)
• "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?" (Don't look at me, I did say that these were cheesy. Why are you reading them anyway?)
• (Want to get a little touchy-feely, try this one.) "Oh, I am sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."
• I am not feeling myself today, can I feel you? (Pout a little, it often works with the male sex.)
• "What else do you like for breakfast? I already have eggs." (If the dude doesn't get the 'hint, hint; nudge, nudge', maybe you need to try another.)
• "I am feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?" (Slump your shoulders a little, it makes the first half appear to be more genuine.)
• "You know, we were born without clothes." (Not so subtle, is it?)
• "You know sweety, my lips won't just kiss themselves. Please help." (Be careful, from what I know of men, they'd gladly take up on this offer)

 

[LadyRaven]

I have always found this one seems to work.. lol
Nice Pants. Wanna fuck??

 

[Prick]

I have always found this one seems to work.. lol
Nice Pants. Wanna fuck??

Works for me.

 

[LadyRaven]

Those pants/skirt/shorts would look AMAZING on my bedroom floor. take em off please

 

[Boing]

Those pants/skirt/shorts would look AMAZING on my bedroom floor. take em off please

You slut In LoveIn Love

 

[BEER]

I am not feeling myself today, can I feel you? (Pout a little, it often works with the male sex.) :biggrin2:

 

[Pullmyfinger]

Does I am worth a million works?.

 

[Madman]

Hi honey, after working all day looking the sight of your beautiful smile is exactly what I needed.

 

[Linda]

I had a gentleman ask me if he could help me with my groceries to my car yesterday. I thought it was a very sweet gesture. He pushed my buggy, loaded my car and then politely asked me for my phone number, I thought it was great and I was flattered. No I didn't give him my number but the gesture was sweet none the less. He was under 25 years old and I would have felt like a dirty old woman if I had given him the number.:biggrin2:

 

[Art Mann]

You can PM me your phone number, Miss Linda. I'm over 25, so no need for you to feel like a dirty old woman.:biggrin2:

 

[RAWD]

I have always found this one seems to work.. lol
Nice Pants. Wanna fuck??

I've gotten that one before!!!!

 

[LadyRaven]

I've gotten that one before!!!!

Did it work?

 

[RAWD]

Did it work?

Yeah, but I'm easy.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

You could try "My goodness, I'll bet that your pendulous scrotum looks magnificent in the moonlight."

 

[Baz]

How about something simple like- Hi my name is ________ and I find you extremely attractive, perhaps I could buy you a coffee or better yet lunch?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

How about "Hi my name is ________ as you can tell I have really big ears but I also have no gag reflex!"

 

[LadyRaven]

How about something simple like- Hi my name is ________ and I find you extremely attractive, perhaps I could buy you a coffee or better yet lunch?

and then the man would say to the woman...well this lunch will include a side order of MY COCK!!!

 

[Coxwell]

and then the man would say to the woman...well this lunch will include a side order of MY COCK!!!

Miss Raven, I'm going to try this but insert "my rock hard pulsating cock!" to make it more descriptive. :wink2:

 

[LadyRaven]

Miss Raven, I'm going to try this but insert "my rock hard pulsating cock!" to make it more descriptive. :wink2:

Then say "for desert you will have my rock hard pulsating cock"