Pick up lines.

Bangon · Apr 7, 2014

Wouldn't I be an excellent way to piss off your parents?

Bangon · Apr 7, 2014

I tried but cannot make it larger

Coke · Apr 7, 2014

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

Senor Gomes · Apr 7, 2014

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

ShyCamper · Apr 8, 2014

You make my software turn into hardware!

RED · Apr 8, 2014

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

Boing · Apr 8, 2014

If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long.

HOF · Apr 8, 2014

Senor Gomes said:
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

:rofl!:

HOF · Apr 8, 2014

How about a pizza and a blowjob? What you don't like pizza!

Joseph · May 20, 2014

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DannyDeVito · Dec 11, 2015

peace · Dec 11, 2015

Are you familar with HUBGFE? :wink2:

Wino · Mar 6, 2016

AmiAndrews · Mar 7, 2016

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

papasmerf · Mar 7, 2016

Does this taste funny to you?

nikkiluvv · Mar 8, 2016

You look familiar, have we had sex before?

Dammit · May 7, 2016

Andy_for_pay · May 7, 2016

you smell like fish.

Andy_for_pay · May 7, 2016

Bangon said:
I tried but cannot make it larger

that's what he said last night :rofl: