Ping pong balls launched by mousetraps

[oldguyzer]

 

[User-E]

I'm having deja vu ...

:wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I'm having deja vu ...

All over again?

 

[User-E]

All over again?

I can't remember - problems with short term memory. :unknw:

 

[Anto]

I can't remember - problems with short term memory. :unknw:

Hang in there. They will get shorter.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I prefer the Tai girls ejecting pingpong balls from their pussies.

Now that would make for a good commercial.

 

[Leo]

I prefer the Tai girls ejecting ping balls from their pussies.

Link or it didn't happen.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Link or it didn't happen.

https://www.redtube.com/333025

 

[bobistheowl]

https://www.redtube.com/333025

Maurice Boscorelli, whenever oldguyzer starts twenty different 'fluff' threads in the same day, it always means that he's trying to bury one or more threads onto page two. Most likely it's the ones about hijacking threads.

He's not even really an old guy, he's just pretending to be old, so he can tell people they owe him respect, because he's old.

Here's the proof: bolt.upright's thread about "1st porno movie", very recent, you've commented. January 6, 2015, 2:05 PM:

There used to be a VHS series called Electric Blue, (back in the 80's). Those kept me going through University...

I'm running a virus scan, so I can't quote directly from the other thread, but here's the screen cap:



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Electric Blue was a TV series on The Playboy Channel in the 1980's and early 1990's, later released on VHS tapes.

How could someone be a 'retired oncologist', and also have attended University in the 80's?

Someone who attended University in the 80's would be unlikely to be older than 55. Doctors don't retire at that age, ever, unless someone 'retires' them, for malpractice or inappropriate behavior with patients.

Some part of his story is a lie, maybe all of it, because it's impossible for all of it to be true.

You and I, Mr Bosco, have each watched enough cop shows to know that, whenever someone lives a lie, eventually they will convict themselves, because they will forget to keep their lies consistent.

That's why cops and lawyers keep asking the same questions, rephrased; to get the guy to trip himself up, by placing himself in a position where two of his statements cannot both be true.

At that point, it doesn't matter which statement is the lie. We just need one proven lie to make the bust, book him, fingerprint him, and take the mug shot.



That's the third perp I've busted in six weeks. I also nabbed Louis XIV, for claiming to be Todd Brooker, and Stan Lee, at Festivus.

You can have the collar, and the overtime for trial day. Here's the results of the cavity search:



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He's stayed at a Howard Johnson's recently. They're the only hotel chain that uses that type of tumbler. One small factory in Muncie, Indiana makes them for all the hotels. With that kind of colon blockage, it's no wonder he's full of shit. Maybe he'll try to get the mods to arrest the glass, for obstruction.

All that pig, and no roughage, gives a guy dinosaur shit, that backs up like The Gardiner on the Friday afternoon of a long weekend.

What a muppet.

 

[oldguyzer]

Your ignorance is showing, BobIsTheIdiot. Again.

It's nice that you're trying to act clever and all that, but to get away with it you really need to think a bit more and not post drivel.

I won't bother replying to the stupid errors and logic flaws in your post because, quite frankly, there are many (quick clue on just one: you are wrong about Electric Blue). So, I'll leave it as an exercise for your small mind to try and figure a few of them out. If you find you are too dumb to understand where your errors are, then just post a message here saying "Sorry, I'm too stoopid" and I'll help you out a wee bit. In the meantime, carry on being a small-minded Idiot.

 

[oldguyzer]

BTW, glad to see you've figured out that "Ignore" stuff....

 

[User-E]