ChaosTheory
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Pippa at Muse: Hotter than the Sun
So...
The Sexual Robot of a Man Raiden was one of the first guys Pippa saw at Muse when she started back in 2014, and we immediately had this conversation:
Ray: Dude, you gotta book Pippa!
Me: What's a pippa?
Ray: Pippa is a girls name you f**khead and she's a new Muse.
Me: Let me guess you saw her already...is she hot?
Ray: Read my review, she's hotter than the sun.
Me: The sun is pretty hot. I like the sun. Thanks I will.
Me: Nice Mohawk hair-cut by the way...
Disclaimer: The actually conversation may or may not have happened like this. There is a high probability it didn't, but you get the jist.
I have been trying to book her ever since. She went away for a bit and came back and went away again and came back. I just checked with Ray again to refresh my memory and called Muse and managed to score a Pippa massage appointment.
This is how it went...
Booking and communication
Always a great experience booking with Muse. Great phone and personal care service. I spoke and dealt with Sasha, hot and friendly secretary holding down the threshold. She was very accommodating and professional.
Location
Muse, you know it.
I was in a room with mirrors all around, including the ceiling. I have detailed the rooms in previous Muse reviews. These mirrors really were put to use. Pippa loves them and I loved seeing Pippa in them. The room was clean, well kept with all amenities provided. Modern Art Deco type of room with the S-chair that Pippa put to use as well. Oh and the hole plug fell out of the massage table. Glory hole.
Pippa
Accuracy of pics: Accurate but appeared slimmer at the waist. She looks even better than the pics of you can imagine that. Don't imagine see it for yourself.
Accuracy of stats: No obvious inconsistency however perhaps smaller at the hips.
Face: Beautiful to DDG relative to the industry. Pippa is a gorgeous woman. She has a very beautiful face, Brazilian. She is a natural beauty and wears little makeup. She has great eyes and features. She has beautiful long hair as depicted.
Body: Natural and one of the best. Great Tan, fit, abs, no tattoos, very sexy proportions, well manicured, great skin, looked like a swimsuit /fitness model. Wonderful scent.
Personality
Pippa has a fun and erotic personality with a sexy Brazilian accent. She is intelligent, kind, considerate, passionate, with a good centred head on her shoulders. She is impressive. She is also a good conversationalist. She has an uplifting disposition that is not bubbly but is sincere. She was easy to speak to and get along with.
The Pippa Experience
I didn't really know what to expect. I mean I read the reviews and got Rays rec but still unless I experience it myself I'll really know (that was redundant). From the moment Pippa entered the room I was very relieved and statisfied by the visually striking female I saw. As she spoke an interacted I was more than happy to be in her company. As she gave me a massage I was very impressed with her skill set, passion, eroticism, energy, stamina, flexibility and fitness. She was very complementing and her massage skills were one of the best I experienced. We used the massage table end to end taking advantage of the mirrors and when that glory hole thing fell out due to our activities she moved us to the S-chair. I have never experienced the S-chair the way Pippa made us experience it. I was impressed. Her passion and skills were off the charts. Her ability to please within the massage boundaries made me feel I had the greatest sexual encounter without actually doing it. She was polite and really wanted me to have a great time and be pleased. I practically starfished the whole time as she preformed all over me with erotic stimulating simulations. Did I say I was impressed?
Previous Reviews
Honorarium:
All inclusive pricing (includes door fees and all others)
Affiliation: MUSE Massage & Spa
]Pippa's Link:
Desire to Repeat: High
Recommendation: High
I'm moving to Brazil.
So...
The Sexual Robot of a Man Raiden was one of the first guys Pippa saw at Muse when she started back in 2014, and we immediately had this conversation:
Ray: Dude, you gotta book Pippa!
Me: What's a pippa?
Ray: Pippa is a girls name you f**khead and she's a new Muse.
Me: Let me guess you saw her already...is she hot?
Ray: Read my review, she's hotter than the sun.
Me: The sun is pretty hot. I like the sun. Thanks I will.
Me: Nice Mohawk hair-cut by the way...
Disclaimer: The actually conversation may or may not have happened like this. There is a high probability it didn't, but you get the jist.
I have been trying to book her ever since. She went away for a bit and came back and went away again and came back. I just checked with Ray again to refresh my memory and called Muse and managed to score a Pippa massage appointment.
This is how it went...
Booking and communication
Always a great experience booking with Muse. Great phone and personal care service. I spoke and dealt with Sasha, hot and friendly secretary holding down the threshold. She was very accommodating and professional.
Location
Muse, you know it.
I was in a room with mirrors all around, including the ceiling. I have detailed the rooms in previous Muse reviews. These mirrors really were put to use. Pippa loves them and I loved seeing Pippa in them. The room was clean, well kept with all amenities provided. Modern Art Deco type of room with the S-chair that Pippa put to use as well. Oh and the hole plug fell out of the massage table. Glory hole.
Pippa
Accuracy of pics: Accurate but appeared slimmer at the waist. She looks even better than the pics of you can imagine that. Don't imagine see it for yourself.
Accuracy of stats: No obvious inconsistency however perhaps smaller at the hips.
Face: Beautiful to DDG relative to the industry. Pippa is a gorgeous woman. She has a very beautiful face, Brazilian. She is a natural beauty and wears little makeup. She has great eyes and features. She has beautiful long hair as depicted.
Body: Natural and one of the best. Great Tan, fit, abs, no tattoos, very sexy proportions, well manicured, great skin, looked like a swimsuit /fitness model. Wonderful scent.
Personality
Pippa has a fun and erotic personality with a sexy Brazilian accent. She is intelligent, kind, considerate, passionate, with a good centred head on her shoulders. She is impressive. She is also a good conversationalist. She has an uplifting disposition that is not bubbly but is sincere. She was easy to speak to and get along with.
The Pippa Experience
I didn't really know what to expect. I mean I read the reviews and got Rays rec but still unless I experience it myself I'll really know (that was redundant). From the moment Pippa entered the room I was very relieved and statisfied by the visually striking female I saw. As she spoke an interacted I was more than happy to be in her company. As she gave me a massage I was very impressed with her skill set, passion, eroticism, energy, stamina, flexibility and fitness. She was very complementing and her massage skills were one of the best I experienced. We used the massage table end to end taking advantage of the mirrors and when that glory hole thing fell out due to our activities she moved us to the S-chair. I have never experienced the S-chair the way Pippa made us experience it. I was impressed. Her passion and skills were off the charts. Her ability to please within the massage boundaries made me feel I had the greatest sexual encounter without actually doing it. She was polite and really wanted me to have a great time and be pleased. I practically starfished the whole time as she preformed all over me with erotic stimulating simulations. Did I say I was impressed?
Previous Reviews
Honorarium:
All inclusive pricing (includes door fees and all others)
Affiliation: MUSE Massage & Spa
]Pippa's Link:
Desire to Repeat: High
Recommendation: High
I'm moving to Brazil.
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